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Tex Pete

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  1. 2013. I think Mr. Davis must have gotten an early jump on fatherhood.
  2. Billy must be looking to retire early. He’s offering subscribers the Jimbo Special: $16.99 a month, you get Billy’s drunken musings, fashion tips from Falkor Fisher (Jimbo’s Bat Boy son), and Karen Key Largo will come by your house and talcum powder your nutsack. if Taylor Hamm were smart (he isn’t) he’d offer a subscription for $12 a month with 3 free handjobs included per year. As is, he has 1 fax update a month and works the Gloryhole at the Dixie Chicken…for free.
  3. The thing about recruiting is that you have to evaluate how good a player is now and how much more he’ll develop physically. Is he playing shitty competition? Is he physically maxed out? I think that’s why people whiff on OL so often. They want to believe big HS OL are ready to go college players, but they have a crazy high bust rate. They’re often just bigger than everyone else but lazy as fuck. See: JPU. Skill players, how does their game translate to the next level? People knocked Jonathan Brooks because he went to Halletsville, but if you watched him play, he wasn’t good because he was at a small school. His game was always going to translate. He was never going to just be depth
  4. It's better than Little Brother!
  5. And probably thinks that fans who don't stand the whole game aren't supporting the team. WHOOP!
  6. Just logged on for the morning. Is this where we can have some in-depth discussion on the strategies employed by the Allies to bring World War II to a close?
  7. You know what the adults STILL won’t be running at Texas A&M? The Spelling Department.
  8. Wait. You’re also markstanco?
  9. Uh, he had aggy at 1 and Texas at 6.
  10. Well, he said our helmet has been the same for two decades, so it’s clearly not classic. And with baby puke orange (as those mouth breathers like to call it) on a white background, it’s the opposite of clean. His logic is sound for those on the inside looking out. And licking the windows.
  11. You can absolutely have a negative opinion. What you can’t do is say that you can’t have a negative opinion. That’s a bannable offense.
  12. And on an Arkansas board…they’re still trying to splice the wires together to get on “that there innernots.”
  13. You know whose snapper never gets tired? Karen Key Largo.
  14. To be fair, they had games where almost no one recorded a catch.
  15. ...and in most of those years, our schedule was more difficult. Of course we don't play FCS schools and they do every season.
  16. Sounds right to me. In HS, he played all over the field, especially on offense. Played a lot of QB, as I recall (but I am getting old). He is certainly talented and versatile. Those kind of guys don't like to be pigeonholed in college until they realize you can't specialize in everything.
  17. It's not. But it's a huge coincidence that their school is such a piece of shit that they get confused with Mississippi State. "Richest school in America," my ass.
  18. But Rodney was an entertainer. It goes with the territory. Manziel was just a professional drug addict.
  19. https://www.si.com/college/tamu/texas-am-aggies-new-adidas-deal-criticizedm Again! Fuckin’ Texum Bulldogs. They’re the Rodney Dangerfield of colleges. Of course they don’t deserve any respect. Whoop!
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