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Tex Pete

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  1. HE invented Coach Butterbean. It takes a lot of calories to keep that body in Grimace-shape.
  2. Clickety-Clack. Clickety-Clack. Clickety- Clack. Those stupid motherfuckers absolutely refuse to wait and see. The more things change...
  3. But it is better than Jimbo wearing jackets with no undershirt and his nipple hairs hanging out.
  4. They beat 3 teams with winning records, including North Carolina, which had its best players sitting out the bowl game. Of the 9 teams they beat, 4 fired their coaches that season. 3 had first-year head coaches. 2020 was smoke and mirrors...and earned Jimbo Fisher $100MM. Cost TAMU much more than that, just not their dignity. They lost that a long time ago.
  5. Also until Lincoln Riley, brisket had never been dry or unappetizing. Lincoln is an exceptional slouch...
  6. And a TV ban. And a few games that they were only on PPV…
  7. Mean old t.u. has been holding them back all these years. Durn teasippers have made them hire all those shitty coaches and recruit all those shitty players. The Elk has awakened the sleeping giant. The worm is turning. Get your licks in while you can. Squeeze Ags! Hold the rope!
  8. No way that guy is allowed within 1,000 feet of a school without a lot of notifications being made.
  9. The “Don’t Care. Got E-Rob.” Era was uncharacteristically short-lived, but it did happen.
  10. Isn’t he like 34 years old, in his 15th season of eligibility?
  11. What’s the difference between ESPN doing it and 247 doing it?
  12. They’re really going to be pissed when they figure out the implication of him now being a freeman.
  13. Perfect. Like Highway 6, staircases run both ways.
  14. Yes. A good example of a trolling aggy would be a guy shitting himself on an airplane so everyone else would have to smell it. Yeah Dealyn. You got us good, fucker.
  15. Even @South Austin’s mom turned him down. There is no deeper snapper!
  16. I was sitting right behind LHB. Awesome game! We were so thankful for the win because the drive back to Austin after a loss seemed unbearable.
  17. He was just there for the (butt)sex.
  18. The Natchez Trace is pretty. And it’s awful if you have to drive on it for any length of time!
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