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Tex Pete

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  1. Perfect. Like Highway 6, staircases run both ways.
  2. Yes. A good example of a trolling aggy would be a guy shitting himself on an airplane so everyone else would have to smell it. Yeah Dealyn. You got us good, fucker.
  3. Even @South Austin’s mom turned him down. There is no deeper snapper!
  4. I was sitting right behind LHB. Awesome game! We were so thankful for the win because the drive back to Austin after a loss seemed unbearable.
  5. He was just there for the (butt)sex.
  6. The Natchez Trace is pretty. And it’s awful if you have to drive on it for any length of time!
  7. Big ballers, those Ags. I got the SEC Network because they’re in the SEC now. I guess I also got the PAC12 Network, the Big10 Network, and the Longhorn Network because they’re in the SEC. Wait. I got all those channels because I pay my fucking cable bill! Stupid motherfuckers.
  8. If you did it after every OU mauling, the dude probably had no room left to store it all by the time he left Austin. 🤬😡
  9. HUGE WIN! This is almost as big as their 1999 Big 12 Championship!
  10. Dang, he and Johnny Manziel's "super rich AF" dad are in an east Texas used car dealing turf war? Whose side will Aggie Nation take?
  11. Surely your family would let you know if your dad died...right?
  12. Maybe his family didn’t like getting paid in nutria pelts and boudin.
  13. Yep. It was incredibly stupid. Just not quite as stupid as signing him to a 10 year contract in the first place. (Only because they couldn’t sign him for 15!)
  14. Just add it to the buyout budget. And start spitting on windshields at intersections and cleaning them for spare change.
  15. You’d think Chip would have heard the beeping as Ketch backed up in enough time to move and not get stepped on.
  16. This all reminds me of the night Taylor Hamm called Malik Jefferson “boy” on Twitter. That was a huge fuck up that led to him losing his job, changing careers, and probably the end of his marriage.
  17. I witnessed the birth of Taylor Hamm 2.0 on the toilet about an hour ago.
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