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Tex Pete

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  1. And on an Arkansas board…they’re still trying to splice the wires together to get on “that there innernots.”
  2. You know whose snapper never gets tired? Karen Key Largo.
  3. To be fair, they had games where almost no one recorded a catch.
  4. ...and in most of those years, our schedule was more difficult. Of course we don't play FCS schools and they do every season.
  5. Sounds right to me. In HS, he played all over the field, especially on offense. Played a lot of QB, as I recall (but I am getting old). He is certainly talented and versatile. Those kind of guys don't like to be pigeonholed in college until they realize you can't specialize in everything.
  6. It's not. But it's a huge coincidence that their school is such a piece of shit that they get confused with Mississippi State. "Richest school in America," my ass.
  7. But Rodney was an entertainer. It goes with the territory. Manziel was just a professional drug addict.
  8. https://www.si.com/college/tamu/texas-am-aggies-new-adidas-deal-criticizedm Again! Fuckin’ Texum Bulldogs. They’re the Rodney Dangerfield of colleges. Of course they don’t deserve any respect. Whoop!
  9. Meaningless. She had LOTS of full rides.
  10. Listen dick whisperer: meth sales are booming in a tough economy (isn’t that where the “boomer” comes from?). It’s no surprise that y’all can scratch together a little money to be able to bring in a player or two that you want. Venables is probably gagging on Damonic’s firehose as we speak. This one player isn’t going to save y’all from getting treated like Adrian Peterson’s kids in October. Fuck OU.
  11. Apparently you have forgotten what playing them was like. THEY’LL NEVER SHUT UP! If we lose to them: they won’t shut up. If we beat them: they won’t shut up. If a meteor strikes: they won’t shut up. They’re the most annoying fanbase in America. Everyone hates them. We should have only agreed to join the SEC if we never had to play them again. This is equivalent to agreeing to having regularly scheduled root canals, except the dentist will constantly make us chew on chunks of ice while our mouths are healing.
  12. Bitch was all good. She put on her Bad Idea Jeans this morning.
  13. Fatass never fucks up OU or A&M recruitments.
  14. Saban's daughter is Lady Elaine Fairchild?
  15. Yes. Coincidentally, I can do math. And English. I went to Texas.
  16. Oh, it's real all right.
  17. Had to add a touch of SEC...
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