Everything posted by Tex Pete
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Will Brett Yormark be there? It would be great to crush his dreams again.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Broughton injured his hand when he spiked the volleyball into Jimbo's melon at Pool Party.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
He had to quit with the Sarkisian and Saban comparisons because those were pissing everyone off. He still has to make excuses and buy Elko time since he wants to keep his personal access.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Mack has turned into a fat tub of shit, but I think 800 pounds is a bit of an exaggeration.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
If y’all don’t think Mack Brown believes he has a score to settle with Texas for the way he was eventually fired, you haven’t paid attention to Mack Brown and the petty, entitled sonofabitch he has always been.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
He has to pack extra clown noses and ankle boots.
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Tell me about Iowa State
Good for them. So much more fun going to Iowa and visiting the in-laws when Iowa State and Iowa (and even Nebraska) are in fairly equal footing. Especially when we’re in the playoffs. 10 years ago, it seemed like there were no Iowa State fans. I have a great niece at ISU currently (ISU legacy), but most of the family are Hawkeyes, even her own father.
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
In the same way a QB controversy can hurt this team, external pettiness by Mack Briwn absolutely can. You just don’t invite that bullshit back into your life.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Ah, the Charlie Strong bargaining phase. I remember it all too well.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
And saying we’re “not a blueblood” over some arbitrary time period that they choose? Same as it ever was. You either are or are not a blueblood. We are. They aren’t. They can “lalala” about it, but it’s just a fact.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They have no comprehension because they’ve never done it. Any success their program has had has come through cheating. Mercenary players. They tried it again and failed miserably. It’s hilarious. Turdition.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
All the defense of Liucci is hilarious to me. Elko is there because Liucci and Texags demanded it. They threw a wall-eyed fit over Mark Stoops and demanded Elko (not in small part because we were making fun of their stupid asses). Some of them are saying Liucci has to be careful so that he doesn’t lose his access. Oh, the access that he uses for personal benefit, but will never tell his subscribers what’s actually going on? Like last night when he sat on the injury report until right before kickoff? The rubes will continue to pay to be shit on. They’re masochists.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Good game? LSU was shit this year.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Poooooooooooooooor aggies.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Any time some aggy goober says anything to me unsolicited about Texas, I automatically look at them like they’re a fucktard and move right along. No one pulled your string, aggy.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Poooooooooooooooooooor aggies.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
The #1 class 11 months before signing day? That IS a huge deal! The Sleeping Giant™ is awakening, indeed!
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Crownover ate a bunch on Christmas.
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So we literally have the entire Axis of Evil playing in bowl games tomorrow.
That’s The Great Kabuki’s music! Forget it, Jake. It’s aggy.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Sorry. AP couldn’t afford to pay his cellphone bill.
- 2024 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Rutgers vs. Kansas State
- 2024 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Rutgers vs. Kansas State
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
last year, didn’t they get a bunch of portal guys who ended up leaving after the spring game? These are just tryouts. Elko is a genius.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
As they’re all piled up on one of their beds. Undoubtedly about to touch his Tra La La.