Tex Pete

You should see a dietician and maybe a personal trainer to help you get down to normal size. Life's too short to make it shorter with poor eating habits and overall health issues.

Of course the name changes were done because the UIL is run by UT. Nothing in the name of the UIL would indicate so, and Texas doesn't manipulate the UIL in any way, but the people who run Texas A&M have always had Tiny Dick Syndrome and just have to show people how tough, powerful, and manly they are.

He also was never planning to take the aggy job.

You’re giving them far too much credit. I think that was an expectation of the hire initially. They had moved beyond Elko in the search process. They were hiring Stoops. I believe Stoops may have intended to retain the D-staff. Then, everyone mocked aggy hiring Stoops. Everyone was laughing at aggy for hiring Stoops, their fanbase threw such a fit that either Bjork panicked OR the decision was taken away from him, so they had to turn him down after he had accepted the job. At that point, it was such a shitshow that they had to immediately hire someone else to save face. There was no real negotiation after that. They desperately called Elko and HAD to hire within an hour or two. I don’t think he agreed to their weird retention demands. He was the desperation hire. They fucked the whole process up every way possible. Elko was their last choice, and because they fucked up so badly with Stoops, he didn’t even acquiesce to what they wanted to do. They both ate the shit sandwich and liked it.

Wycheck was great. Sad to hear.

Awesome match! We’re on a roll and coming for back-to-back titles. Hook ‘em!

Let’s close it out.

Well that must be a sad, stupid motherfucker. My dog got an acceptance letter to aggy and he’s only 11.

If the discussion never touched on band; you just not have ever met an aggy. They always “win” halftime, don’t ya know.

People’s obsession is weird. Fuck ‘em.

They’ve never been in touch with reality, hence their terrible case of little brother syndrome. Yes, we have more donor support. Yes, we have more alumni support. Yes, we have more of a national fanbase. Yes, we have far more money. No, we don’t need to tap into the PUF. Douchebags.

It’s already up. Not sure why he’s wearing #10.

At A&M, the ROI in the band program would be pretty bad. They damn sure aren’t changing shows or uniforms…ever. It would probably go about as well as things are going with football. These idiots…

They would be better off selling their assets and cancelling their football program, putting all the money into their band choreography and uniform design budget.

Halftime is more than a complete half of football. It’s longer than it was several years ago.

Every band had a kid who passed out, though. Dummies.

I support LHB 100%. They do a great job every week. They gotten me fired up at big games all over the country. Don’t really care to hear about their nuances, though.

Collin Klein has coattails, stupid sip!

Pretty sure the movie “Dumb and Dumber” was metaphorical for Texas A&M.

I just tried to keep their mouths full.

We’re gonna need a bigger forum…