Tex Pete

Uh, I pointed out that Wylie sucked when we hired him. His philosophy and Moffitt’s are miles apart. There’s a reason one guy has three rings and the other is Lincoln Riley’s fluffer. Moffitt is not a Jerry Schmidt-type meathead and he didn’t lose his job in BR because of his performance.

If you say so. I was one of the first posters to sound the alarm on Shaggy about Wylie. But sure.

EMERGENCY LOOCH! Everyone should panic. A&M got beat out for a DC by TCU. LO-fucking-L! Yes, this is a fucked up situation.

I was skeptical of Becton. Don't think I was critical of him because I didn't know much about him. Moffitt has ties to Texas because several former Longhorns have gone on to work for him. But he will not outweigh the mediocrity that Elko brings. Just saying that this is a good hire, unlike any of Elko's other hires.

He is nothing like Pat Moorer. His focus is Olympic lifts for explosion and power. And again, his team won the national championship in 2003, 2007, and 2019. I am not saying he will succeed at A&M, but he is damned good at what he does.

...and then? Dude won a national championship in 2019.

Moffitt just got caught up in all the cleansing at LSU post-Orgeron. Kelly wanted to bring in his own guy. Moffitt won a ring with Saban, Miles, and Orgeron. He was a constant there and still lives in Baton Rouge. He has had tons of offers to leave over the years and stayed because he had made a home there. Moffitt is one of, if not the best S&C coach in the country.

Moffitt would be a very good hire, make no mistake. A lot of his former assistants are running S&C programs around the country.

I truly would not be surprised if that's what they're doing. Always remember that all of A&M's recruiting "reporters" are aggy alums first and foremost, and everything they do is in service of recruiting players to Texas A&M. They are not journalists and they are not mere observers to the process. They absolutely would hatch some "brilliant" PR scheme to make it look like they have momentum. If you think that's absurd, just recall that they made a documentary about Brandon Jones to steer him to Texas A&M. It was blatant recruiting and it made them look like the absolute dumbfucks we know them to be.

These idiots…

He doesn't. As you know, aggies do not understand NIL (or money or winning) at all.

aggy has absolutely been paying players to visit them and NOT to visit other schools. It was part of the secret sauce behind their 2022 class. Those fucking rubes...

Everything they do is contradictory. It's almost like there was no plan in place at all. Who imagined when they hired and fired Mark Stoops in about a 3 hour span that this would all blow up so spectacularly?! Again, A&M is far and away a bigger cesspool than we were ever even accused of being. Their factions all have a seat at the table despite none of them having the first clue about a winning program or culture. Most guys don't want to be a DC in name only. Santucci would surely have taken the job but aggies hate his guts and would never allow him back on their campus, so they're left to face the reality that College Station is in fact NOT Shangri La on the Brazos. Maybe the NCAA just needs to force all CFB coaches to go to Fish Camp. WHOOP! Seriously, so much of what's going on is so simple a caveman could get it, but a caveman's skull is nowhere near as thick as an aggy's.

Tate Pittman is sitting out in the parking lot...exacerbating away furiously!

Right. Robinson is doing nothing wrong. He’s doing the predictable. Just like Jimbo Fisher did the predictable. The problem at Texas A&M is that they have no concept of rational human behavior. Unintended consequences follow pretty much every decision they ever make. It’s turdition. I bet after the initial shock, Mark Stoops is laughing his ass off now.

That would be hilarious. I’m hoping it’s Iowa State and Kansas State. They have both seriously raised the levels of their respective programs over the Big 12 era. Meanwhile: Nebraska, Colorado, Texas A&M (insert Price is Right fail horn here)

You’re welcome regardless. We’ve always liked good posters from other fanbases. Even OU has a few of those.

Jimbo doesn’t need your money. He’ll never need money from anyone ever again. Bahahahahahahahahahaba!

Assholes even hid behind sovereign immunity after they killed those kids in the bonfire collapse.

Shut up, dummy.

Poor aggy. Everyone hates them. The rest of the world are snakes. It was no problem at all when they were illegally buying players. Now everyone is out to get them.

No, bitch. I went to Texas. Fuck yourself and your aggy trash family.

Of course y'all can. We are fairly evenly matched and a lot of things can happen before and during the game.

The fuck it doesn't. I constantly hear fans of lesser SEC teams, including Florida, brag about the accomplishments of the conference. That shit doesn't fly here.

I have commented on the board before that after Mack put his feet on his desk in 2006, he basically "recruited" by taking the word of $9.95ers on the talent of recruits. I spoke with Manny Diaz several times as he was recruiting a player in my hometown. I pointed out another player who would have been an improvement at Texas and he agreed with me and said that he had told Mack about the kid and wanted Mack to at least take a look at him, but that Mack had settled on his guy, a player from a big name HS that ultimately was mediocre here. The other kid went to a smaller school and was all-conference as a freshman. One of Manny's fellow assistant coaches remarked that he had gotten film of several players to Mack so Mack could evaluate them, but Mack would never watch the film. And he would not let his assistants make offers to players he had not watched film on and approved of. So, Mack was fucking his own program by being lazy, while at the same time telling $200 donors to pay their money and shut the fuck up. Fat, stupid motherfucker.