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Tex Pete

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  1. Billy Liucci: the Kool-Aid King! The next time he predicts us to be good will be the first. Fucking douche. For the last decade, all we've heard about is how terrible the SEC grind is. We've never played anyone as good as Vanderbilt and South Carolina or Mississippi State and Kentucky. Those teams are rolling balls of butcher knives that would burn our stadium down, fuck all the dogs on the east side of I-35, and force us all to work in the maroon propaganda factory shoveling out wordy missives declaring the glory of sawing Varsity's horns off and throwing milkmen in a campus fountain. Now, our new SEC schedule with the defending national champions in non-conference is weaker than Hardin Simmons', but we'll still be lucky to win three games and still have enough players to field a team by the time we play the 2025 National Champion Texas A&M Aggies of Texas A&M in the world's toughest environment outside of a shark tank in a feeding frenzy. Oh, Billy!
  2. I had a pair of these in little league. Loved them. Thought they were the best looking cleats out there at the time.
  3. I get it, though. You see a kid around and think/hope that he turns out to be good because that makes you feel good. Confirmation bias. Unfortunately, some kids are just turds or just aren't as good or don't work as hard as it seemed they should.
  4. Hay guise, we gotta do it for Texas like we always do. We are non the wurld over for sacrufiseing for everyone! Whhhoooppp!
  5. Will we be whooping or doing the “Whisper Chant?” If not, we’re probably good.
  6. Are you Texas Tow? Cut the bullshit.
  7. “Bobos” only referred to cheap shoes in my town. 🎼 “Bobos, they make your feet feel fine. Bobos, they cost a dollar ninety-nine. Bobos. Bobos…” 🎶🎵(to the tune of “Col. Bogey March/Bridge on the River Kwai”)
  8. This dude shovels more shit than the classless trash who threw it on our band. Texas A&M is the pussy school who ran away from us, refused to play us when we challenged them, and threw a wall-eyed fit when they found out we were coming to the SEC. We’ve beaten that ass for well over 100 years and we’re going to resume beating that ass in the SEC. Shut your hole, bitch. Daddy’s home.
  9. He’s a penis-faced crybaby. And have you seen his “brisket?!”
  10. Let’s make a significant tribute to his career and not retire his number.
  11. Did anyone die?
  12. Look, the dad should have pulled out. Losing $12MM for being a lifelong piece of shit is a small price to pay. I can't imagine how many times his dad has been so embarrassed that he's lamented not cumming in Baker's mom's mouth instead.
  13. That’s consolation to me. They should have made him disappear, too.
  14. I mean, the guy went to OU “to win championships.” We won one and they didn’t. And the guy’s nickname was initials…that weren’t actually his initials. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
  15. No. No, they wouldn’t.
  16. Are there any more of those Matthews kids? Whatever happened to that puny one?
  17. That fat bitch on the left must be the goalie. It's a huge advantage when the goalie's hips are wider than the goal itself. Nothing is getting past her unless someone uses a donut as a distraction.
  18. Pretty sure he was someone’s sock.
  19. Stop doing this shit.
  20. They absolutely don’t understand marketing at all. They want the T for Texas and they have those jerseys that say Texas in big letters with aggies in tiny letters because they also want to be considered Texas and they don’t want us to be considered Texas. Except we’re literally Texas. It’s dumb.
  21. That wasn’t always the case, though. He also posted as “TheOrangeBull” on Hornfans. I assume after he was banned as Phlegm.
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