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Tex Pete

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  1. Rough, tough, real stuff. Those Ags are so manly. Blue collar! Seems like just yesterday they were bragging about DJs and barber shops.
  2. In my experience, they're more jorty than Bama fans. They were mouthy as shit at the last Sugar Bowl when we kicked their overrated asses.
  3. What the fuck are you talking about? Doubling down on stupid?
  4. No. Still haven't won anything since 1939. The Hall of Champions still echoes.
  5. I don't know if this is true or not, but I read somewhere a few years back that State Fair vendors depend on the inflated crowd numbers that particular weekend and some wouldn't be financially be able to show up if the game goes away from the Cotton Bowl. Of course most of these people have other business ventures the rest of the year, but some of them make the bulk of their yearly money during the state fair weeks. Yes, that is essentially 100,000 additional customers on gameday. That is a significant number directly paid to the Fair. Then add in the hotel, restaurant, retail, and car rental numbers.
  6. Their football team is a gigantic sucking device. Have you seen what it's done to their pockets recently?
  7. It is pretty difficult to tell what is symmetrical, what is level... Loogie's head defies the laws of physics, geometry, and anatomy all at the same time.
  8. Either way, with OU fans sitting there it will still be shitty.
  9. If I’m not mistaken, Mac94 used to post on Shaggy. Poor guy. It must hurt.
  10. Might want to let them know that they still don’t really have much of a NIL setup in place. And that they don’t have a $734MM slush fund. And that their athletic department still owes the University money it has never paid back. They might consider pawning a bunch of shit they aren’t really using, such as libraries and books, classrooms, toothbrushes, things like that.
  11. I cannot and did not make this shit up. https://aggypedia.com/aggypedia/aggy-athletics/kyle-field/#Unstable
  12. It sounds funny, but it’s just another data point in their reckless history. Tragic.
  13. Oh, and during reconstruction, a contractor drove a Bobcat off the upper deck of the stadium. Not sure where his memorial is. Whoop!
  14. This from the same engineering giants who put “sound funnels” into their new and improved Frankenkyle Tacklebox on the Brazos so they could “safely” play Sandstorm on gameday.
  15. That face you make when your school is spending $125+MM to fire a shitty coach and make desperation hires like Mike Elko and Collin Klein...
  16. That face you make when your school is spending $125+MM to fire a shitty coach and make desperation hires like Mike Elko and Collin Klein...
  17. Being a dude at Texas A&M is super manly and not anything like what those gay t-sip fehg commies in Asstin experience. Rough, tough, real buff manly Aggie men. You gotta be a man to Yell and uncover and squeeze your nuts and fling horseshit and fill jizz jars and guard a dead dog grave and pass it back and hump it and Saw Varsity's horns off and practice yelling and step off the wood and man the gloryholes and elephant walk and cut and stack and whip out and never lose, just run out of time. That's what being a manly ag dude is all about. Whoop!
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