Everything posted by Tex Pete
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Because his football season ended a few weeks ago.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Fuck the Brockermeyers
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So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
I wonder what the cumulative number of miles of mullets is that will be in Columbus tomorrow.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
But at least it wasn’t horseshit. Classy bunch.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
It's just Portal.
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OU Recruiting 2025: Truck Balls and Broken Dreams
No, but they watched the video of Joe Mixon shattering a woman's face and shared a laugh together. "He only redshirted..."
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Remember when these morons used to smear us and say no one wanted to coach at Texas because of the distraction of the Longhorn Network? Of course, LHN had defined programming that, I am sure, was filmed at the coach's discretion if it involved him or players. Documentaries are filmed much more arbitrarily, and become a distraction because of it. We didn't have cameras just being shoved into players' faces or filming anything and everything.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
We can't all be SEC Ready.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Those idiots might be dumb enough to take him back. And he might be dumb enough to go back.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think if you stick around Chick fil-a long enough, they give you a free 12 pack of nuggets. 12?! WHOOP!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He is not a real person.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
I don't think I ate Pizza Classics or Gumby's when I lived in WC. I did eat the hell out of them late at night when I lived in Jester. Gumby's was quantity and PC was quality!
- Big Game Longhorns!
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Bullshit. But when I lived in West Campus, now THOSE were the days...
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Of course. When he was the starter. And when he was the starter again after injury.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Zack Calzada was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman. Then he transferred. Haynes King was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he became a backup who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again.Then he transferred. Connor Weigman was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again until he sucked and got benched now he’s transferring. Stop me if you’ve heard this… Marcel Reed was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman until Weigman got better then he became the backup again until Weigman sucked and he became the starter again and is going to win the Heisman.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
No shit. That was an autist!
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Yeah, Woodson was nowhere near the player Hunter is.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Breakfast sucked, but they had a couple of evening meals that I loved, sick as that may sound.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
1418 and 1404 here. We used to hold the elevator door shut so no one else could get on since it made so many stops on the way down. Also used to throw all sorts of random things out the window to see what would happen when they hit the ground.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Yes. Dobie was nothing like on-campus dorms.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Whatever happened to that Kam ___________ who got the big Baylor tattoo? Don't remember his last name.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Who knows? After seeing he's one of our cast-offs, there's no point in hearing anything he has to say.
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OU Recruiting 2025: Truck Balls and Broken Dreams
Their roster is becoming a super lean machine!
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
...and Zac's grandfather? None other than Robert Brewer!