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  1. Tex Pete
    “We’ve hired a manly man. Not like all those dildo wavers in Asstin. I’d be proud for my daughter to marry Collin Klein. Not embarrassed like I’d be if she married a commie-fag t-sip. Whoop!”
  2. Tex Pete
    And they played in the BDF. Padded their stats against an FCS school (like aggy), and lost to Missouri.
  3. Tex Pete
    I’ll have a Big Mc.
  4. Tex Pete
    I hope they’ve ordered Weigman a Mark Kelso helmet. He’ll need it.
  5. Tex Pete
    Remember that they use the College Station coaches as representative of Texas HS coaches. See: story on CSHS head coach last week. I’m sure the College Station Middle School coordinator is on Billy’s speed dial, along with the Bryan High special teams coach, and the JV running backs coach at A&M Consolidated. They’re raving! Raving! That’s exactly the kind of bullshit Loochie and company pull.
  6. Tex Pete
    Approaching? Liucci should run for office. He’d make all the liars blush. Hell, maybe he already is and just can’t tell anyone about it.
  7. Tex Pete
    Billy is their internet Yell Leader. And don’t you dare touch his TraLaLa.
  8. Tex Pete
    Their culture is the problem. It has always been the problem. It always will be the problem.
  9. Tex Pete
    I won’t hate on a guy for having conviction and sticking to his guns. We’d be better off if more people had a moral/ethical backbone. I will hate on him for risking his career to coach at such a failure of a football school.
  10. Tex Pete
    It’s a really scrappy hire.
  11. Tex Pete
    And the rim of your margarita is covered in salt, which isn’t nearly as salty as you are.
  12. Tex Pete
    It IS a very manly hire. And if Collin Klein had ever been to College Station before as a “civilian,” he would have shown everyone how to get to Kroger Field” after his interview.
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  14. Tex Pete
    That’s not how this works. They never, ever fucking shut up. And don’t use the word “natty.” Thanks.
  15. Tex Pete
    Yeah, some of them becoming self-aware is a little tricky to understand. Just have to always remember that whatever they do will end in complete embarrassment and making an ass of themselves.
  16. Tex Pete
    That’s “Heisman Trophy Finalist Wildcat Legend Sitting Big Dumpster Fire Offensive Coordinator” Collin Klein to you, Bud. And Billy knew it the whole time and couldn’t tell anyone.
  17. Tex Pete
    Then what is it Robert? 😂🤣😆🤣😵‍💫🤥
  18. Tex Pete
    Hiring Collin Klein is hilarious for many reasons. “We’ll show dem durn damn teasippers that they’ve been playing in a weak BDF conference. We’re gonna do it by hiring coaches from the BDF to run another outdated offensive scheme. Yeah. Brilliant. Whoop!”
  19. Tex Pete
    That’s “Real Dude from the BDF” to you, Billy. Guess we’ll have to call it the “Big Dumpster Fire Offense.” How fitting.
  20. Tex Pete
    Billy knew it all along. He just couldn’t tell anyone.
  21. Tex Pete
    Theres only one thing left to do: hire Bucky Richardson as QB Coach. Bucky can add this Collin Klein staple to their QB drill repertoire: He can also bring along his mutant son. Aggy is used to having mutant sons around. It’s become another turdition. JP can be an on-field replacement for Bat Boy.
  22. Tex Pete
    Fitting. Had to turn to the BDF. Definitely an upgrade from the historic mean. 😹
  23. Tex Pete
    Eh. You’re giving most of those people too much credit.
  24. Tex Pete
    I cringe when I ask someone, “How are you?” and they respond, “Fine. And yourself?” It makes me want to punch a baby.
  25. Tex Pete
    That isn’t how this works, Jerry.

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