Tex Pete

Problem is that he got his dick stuck in it.

In Texas, all facts are true. Is that not the case in Washington?

I especially like it when the posters show the players from the parking lots to the stadium because they can’t find it otherwise. Their offensive line got lost several times this season. Those golly gee swell good Ags just couldn’t get them to the stadium in time to affect the outcome of the game.

I hear Shawn Watson would be willing to leave Wofford. The 59 yard Max offense is ready to roll back into Texas.

Billy knew it all along. He just couldn’t tell anyone.

Penix is the best QB in CFB this year, IMO. He made a huge difference at Indiana and he has made a huge difference at Washington. He will challenge us, to be sure. I do believe our D is up to the task as we have improved over the course of the season, but it will be a good game.

No. It is done by donation history. Well, it could be by donation history AND how many season tix you have. Anyhoo, I have 14 points, 2 Best Buy coupons, a button, and a paper clip. Probably won't make the cut.

I don't think anyone here actually cares that you think your team might win. They might. We have certainly suffered a lot of disappointment in the last 10 years. Kind of like the first time your wife saw your dick.

The good thing is @EsophagealFeces Is cool with us all fucking his mom. He and @South Austin have that in common. Not that our fecal friend could do anything about it anyway. The nasty bitch has to eat.

You wear a size 6C boot?

This site would have folded within an hour if that were the case.

You know, we're just talking degrees here. If you're always plumbing the depths, are you ever truly sinking lower?

But luckily for them, Florida hasn't been good and Miami hasn't been good. FSU can capitalize on that.

...or I'll do as I fucking please and you can move on.

Right. If you want to outright take the low road, just hire Art Briles. I am not sure aggy can really look more idiotic than they do.

…but they were put in danger by people who knew what they were doing was reckless, at best. I don’t think anyone thinks it’s actually funny that they died. They think it’s “funny” (as in weird and pathetic) that tradition was much more important to leadership than life. The whole episode is tragic and was easily avoided.

Always remember, the most important thing to Aggies is what everyone else thinks about them. They’ll pay Nolen more because they want it to look like he loves it there. They can’t bear the thought of him leaving and then being mocked for it. Nevermind that we are going to mock them for overpaying for a guy who has done nothing there.

Surprise, surprise, Dick Box! David Koresh.

Now, I think I am reading this correctly. Are you suggesting the aggie bonfire...is about to collapse?

Are you saying his daughters are Special Olympians? Just to be clear.

Have to slight Texas, though they did what we have never been able to do, beating the SEC champs in the process. In 2020, A&M beat 3 teams with a winning record. 1 of those was UNC, whose best players sat out the bowl game. 6 of the 9 teams they beat either fired their coaches or had a first year head coach. Have to slight the Big 12, though they won it a grand total of once. Have to denounce the "lessers" as know-nothings, lest anyone begin paying attention to what they have to say that may counter the University's official narrative. "I knew it the whole time. Just couldn't tell you." To this point, what Sarkisian has accomplished and what Kelly has accomplished are not remotely comparable. Kelly lost to a downtrodden aggy program, for one. Does the NFL do background checks? Right, they do. I am guessing they'll frown on a drug dealer. Not saying he won't be drafted, but dealing drugs is a pretty big red flag to everyone but Texas A&M. Have to slight the Big12 again. A tiny dick makes a guy pretty insecure, I guess.

They also generally count all their money at system campuses as "their" money. We don't do that ever.

An let us take this opportunity to remind everyone once again that A&M does NOT have more money than Texas. It isn't really close. That pea-brained idiot spent too much time at Fish Camp.

I seriously think that despite what has been put out publicly, A&M told him he could not bring Santucci. The aggies hated Santucci with a passion. Irrationally so. As I recall, they dug up something from his past and accused him of racism.