Tex Pete

About that… https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna180579

Ah, yes. The classic Lou Holtz game week “we’re not worthy” schtick, but with a lot less overspray.

It’s well established that Leon is slow. His brain is no exception. He processes like the Tyson-Paul fight on Netflix.

They were lying about it all before we had a clue they were running away to the sec. They have no honor.

Team Totals UT TAMU FIRST DOWNS 12 22 Rushing 5 7 Passing 5 12 Penalty 2 3 NET YARDS RUSHING 86 104 Rushing Attempts 37 33 Average Per Rush 2.3 3.2 Rushing Touchdowns 1 0 Yards Gained Rushing 102 123 Yards Lost Rushing 16 19 NET YARDS PASSING 151 224 Completions-Attempts-Int 17-29-1 20-49-3 Average Per Attempt 5.2 4.6 Average Per Completion 8.9 11.2 Passing Touchdowns 1 2 TOTAL OFFENSE YARDS 237 328 Total offense plays 66 82 Average Gain Per Play 3.6 4.0 Fumbles: Number-Lost 1-1 1-1 Penalties: Number-Yards 10-70 10-117 PUNTS-YARDS 11-380 8-335 Average Yards Per Punt 34.5 41.9 Net Yards Per Punt 31.4 30.0 Inside 20 0 4 50+ Yards 0 0 Touchbacks 0 0 Fair catch 9 3 KICKOFFS-YARDS 5-323 7-479 Average Yards Per Kickoff 64.6 68.4 Net Yards Per Kickoff 44.0 46.3 Touchbacks 1 1 Punt returns: Number-Yards-TD 2-95-0 2-35-0 Average Per Return 47.5 17.5 Kickoff returns: Number-Yds-TD 6-135-0 4-83-0 Average Per Return 22.5 20.8 Interceptions: Number-Yds-TD 3-58-1 1-20-0 Fumble Returns: Number-Yds-TD 0-0-0 0-0-0 Miscellaneous Yards 0 0 Possession Time 30:52 29:08

Wasn't our backup QB playing that whole game?

Y'all, Billy Loochie doesn't think we're that good. That is earth-shattering news. He's always been known to have a realistic take on the Texas Longhorns. Thank God he and Texas A&M allowed us into their conference so we could breathe the same air. They're so reasonable and merciful. Hail, Aggies! Name all the big games A&M is winning, Billdo.

No

You can take the fat tub of shit out of Oklahoma if you have a large enough piece of heavy equipment, but you can’t take Oklahoma out of the fat tub of shit.

If it’s on our sideline, our managers should disconnect them.

They have piped in noise for over 10 years. They’re a shit program, all the way around.

Idiots? People were telling you what happened in the past. If it didn’t happen today, great. Most of us were just hoping the team didn’t get the shit kicked out of it again.

Big time holding by the OL

Super manly tough guy game.

Pat has a lot more swagger.

They hate us cause they anus

Way closer than it should have been. Glad to escape with a win.

What intermediate passing? We’re way downfield or in the backfield. We’d be moving the ball with intermediate passing. We just refuse to do it.

With either sideways passes or 60 yards downfield.

I won’t make fun of them for that. It’s a beautiful setting and a nice stadium.

Too cute. Dumbass.

Why do we keep wasting the downs?