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  1. 19 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

    I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around what is going on at CU right now.  It's unreal.  Not only is the spring game sold out, but it will be televised by ESPN.  That's certainly never happened.

    Must be the answer to the prayers of the retaliating, ostracizing, regarded, religious nuts that have sanctioned the event.  At least according to @Hermanator

  2. 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Trans folks not being able to own guns because of their perceived mental state...I wonder if we continue to regress we'll start hearing that women shouldn't be able to own guns because they're too emotional. Nevermind the number of female mass shooters there are, based on percentages. But I mean, we all know that's why a woman shouldn't be a president even leave the house, amirite?

    Preach! Pimps up hoes down!

  3. 5 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


    Yeah, I can run that down for you once you get done finding the average micro penis length of the carry crowd. I’ll let you throw out the open carry, that seems unfair and would skew the data with their innies.

    Can we call it a tallywhacker...

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  4. On 3/21/2023 at 1:38 AM, Deej said:

    He's already setting the players up to take the blame. 

    "Scheme doesn't matter. It all comes down to execution."

    The rest of that team will be looking to portal.

    That sounds like what Herman started spouting in his later years, after his stop at Ohio State.  It baffled me as the very reason Herman even made it to tOSU was that he made his mark at places like Sam Houston by being good at the scheme and play-calling.  He then changed his tune to be more run/pro offense heavy but somehow never learned you can't do that shit without tOSU or Bama size/fast players.  Moron.   

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  5. On 3/13/2023 at 3:26 PM, YGIFS said:

    Again, no reflection on CDC.  But look at our previous head coach hires going back to our heyday:

    Akers?  Fired.  Goes to Purdue.  Downgrade move.

    McWilliams?  Forcefully resigns.  Never coaches again.  Downgrade move, though he remains beloved on the 40 acres.  

    Mackovic.  Fired.  Goes to Arizona.  

    Brown.  Forcefully resigns.  Admittedly had a great run from 1998-2009.  Goes back to UNC eventually.  Downgrade move, though he remains somewhat beloved.

    Strong.  Fired.  Goes to USF.  Huge downgrade movie.

    Herman.  Fired, effectively.  Goes to fucking Florida Atlantic.  There's no words to describe this move's shit.  

    Point is, for such a major program...our coaches don't retire voluntarily.  They fail to live up to expectations/payment, or wear out their welcome, and fade into mediocrity.  I realize it's not unique to us, which means we're not that fucking special.  We throw good money after gambles and they usually don't pay off.  

    Counterpoint, name one upgrade, not named Alabama, after you leave Texas? 

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