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RollLeft

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  1. Lincoln Riley prefers tofu to Franklins BBQ.

    Lincoln Riley hates chips & salsa and loathes guacamole.

    Lincoln Riley reminds people Alaska is bigger than Texas.  

    Lincoln Riley does not keep groom batchelor party escapades a secret and tells the bride everything. 

    Lincoln Riley writes checks at the convenient store.  

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  2. Traffic is a bitch.  Waze works.   When in doubt talk basketball, NBA especially.  Kenny Rogers Roasters is not a joke there so don't joke about it.  Wallybee is their McDonalds.   Know that Duterte is from the South and most Northerners know little and care little about the south.  Rich Chinese and Japanese are the ones targeted for kidnapping so don't ask locals about crime or worry about that.   Eat the seafood.   

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