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RollLeft

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  1. Hopefully this is the crack in the dam over there....
  2. RollLeft

    Cart Narcs

    Agreed, he is being an asshole and needs his ass kicked just a bit less than the inconsiderate assholes that leave their carts or worse that argue not to put their carts back.
  3. Is it working out?
  4. Fyi, HGI Monterrey MX is solid, no complaints.
  5. I got tipped off about the whole tax thing when these guys, Lenny from Akron and Six Toe, were talking about it with my buddy, clothing store owner, and I on a Mexican golf course. That turned out to be a bad trip for me.
  6. It's not our fault, Lowell, that for the last decade you didn't do your job and remain objective on the Horns and slobbed the Texas knob before it was merited only to be made to look like a fool. Now you think that by overcorrecting and only pointing out the negative you are being objective when really you are merely covering your own ass/insecurities. Welcome to the land of Kunt Bowels.
  7. Not even a full hand for me. Try just one finger. I have so many stories of my guy, who fits the pit-bull persona to a t, Alvin. It took a shitload of emotional/psychological intelligence and even more patience to do it but i got what i needed out of my dog with all his fleas. I used his experience and mainly all his insecurities to build a million-dollar hydraulics service department in less than a year. After he wore me out and I had all the pieces in place, i merely removed the glitch/help/me and inevitably he self-destructed. Needless to say, he took it personally and felt betrayed. I'm not your crutch dude. A year later he found out i was named in a suit and decided to try and be a star witness to my opposition with some lies. It was glorious to hear his allegations as they were baseless from go. He really thought he was going to stick it to me. That same dude the following Christmas called me to say he was wrong for what he did and wondered if I had a place for him in the future. I said no, so he proceeded to tell me to go fuck myself. Lol! (Did i mention he at one time was in prison and aryan brotherhood but failed to tell his brothers that his mother was in fact Mexican, lmfao. Trust me the stories get better.)
  8. If you turn up the volume you can hear the moans by the buck after he is taken down.
  9. I have a friend who went to UH, non-Texan, and asked me what the big deal/problem people have with a&m? He said he visited a game once and came away impressed with the atmosphere and tradition. I then proceeded to ask him if he had ever visited a Mormon church. He said no. I said I had on more than one occasion. Even a temple in Salt Lake. And on those visits i too came away impressed with the facilities, the greetings and kindness shown, the unbelievable family atmosphere, and most of all the number of hot chicks everywhere. All that to say that after my visit i considered it all and was left with the conclusion that despite their fine exterior, at their core per Christendom, they are a heretical cult and do weird shit like wear magic underwear. Therefore, no amount of ass is worth spending the rest of my life trying to explain my weird community (jizz jars etc) and my life's choices to the majority of people who will ALWAYS see a&m as a weird cult. His reply, "got it."
  10. Anyone every see Mt. Lions while visiting?
  11. If he's owed thru 2031 wouldn't firing him in 2031 mean they would owe him 9.5 in 2031 and not "nothing". If they fired him today in 2022 they would have to cut a check for 85.9 + what they haven't already paid him in 2022. Assuming they don't give him all 9.5 on 1/1 of each year, yes? Not that it matters, just want a laugh at a few million more.
  12. TX 35 UTSA 24 270 Yards
  13. So Nebraska is the Amy Schumer of college football?
  14. ...but, but, but I was told aTm was where all the cool kids want to be now. Goodbye to Texas university!! They supposed to be SEC. They are the new path to a championship. LMFAO! Same ole dumpster fire! Eh, brothahorn?
  15. Clean those dirty windows bra...
  16. Curious, how did it go?
  17. Maybe the narrative should be Texas almost beat Bama with their backup qb.
  18. Even if they somehow began to win would ESPN give him the air time? On September 6, 2005, Alberts was terminated by ESPN for breaching his contract when he declined to report to work; Alberts later claimed he did not want to "play second fiddle" to the more prominent cast of College GameDay, Chris Fowler, Kirk Herbstreit and Lee Corso.[8]
  19. I was thinking two advil, a shot of tequila, and some bengay.
  20. Pete Kwiatkowski or Bill OB would be perfect for them.
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