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RollLeft

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Ornery surly is the best surly. Dogs be cool until you bring them to my house or put them on my flight. Then fuck yo dog.
  2. Well, that's okay if she followed it up with NTTAWWT.
  3. I don't know what the fuck i just read. When i get old i want a more rural place where i can get even more narrow minded and yell at the clouds where no one can hear me for miles. If i want entertainment i will use my phone to laugh and live vicariously thru you assholes. Lastly, fuck you and your healthcare also. I want to be able to fall and not be able to get up because again there is no one for miles. I assure you that as I'm on the ground dying a slow and agonizing death there will be some random asshole driving along, smelling of his most recent BBQ meal, taking pictures of snakes and old shit only to see me and snap a few photos of me thinking I'm dead. Alas, i will muster with my last breath M U L E D I C K.
  4. Yes it is. Yes, yes we can. To our benefit.
  5. go to about minute 3 to hear the type of person that raised Dia....
  6. Its time to come to a head.
  7. I first heard about this dude when he first went viral...
  8. I eat Timmy Chans about once a year. The FC with chicken fried rice is my go-to. The size of their wings is scrong to quite strong.
  9. ...meanwhile at Bill Miller
  10. It's like these oranges. They transferred from being whole and feeding only one to being cut up and feeding the whole team! Neat.
  11. ...skrip club it is!
  12. My favorite FC... https://www.heritage-village.org/pickett-house.htm good chains= church's/Gil's best chicken tenders = Golden Chick biggest breasts=Dolly Parton overated imho= Willie Maes, Popeyes, Frenchy's and Gus's
  13. Someone tell me how to feel. This is good, yes? Oh and Lax...keep up the good work. Pimpin ain't easy but its necessary...
  14. He should win an oscar for acting like he put on a condom.
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