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Clintonaldo

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  1. Can’t wait to turbo jack in one of those things.
  2. I like his saying “ man stuck in pantry has ass in jam”.
  3. You pussies scared of a few windmills melting? Lol jk... I was making fun of the people thinking frozen windmills was the problem last time.
  4. Guy didn’t deserve to die but he has some blame in this unfortunately.
  5. I was watching CNN and they went to the news conference on the new shooting and played the body cam footage of latest shooting. It appears got was going for tazer and instead went for his gun.
  6. We are ridiculous with animals and deserve ridicule. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. Since the baby came she has been on a roll. This morning I am driving home from workout and it is pouring down rain when I get home and I ask where our dog is and she said outside. I ask if the dog is wearing it’s rain jacket and she said no it isn’t raining and I say yes it is. She then tells me she knows it isn’t because she let the dog out 5 minutes ago and it wasn’t raining. I get annoyed at this point and ask her if she thinks I drove in a fucking tunnel from workout place to our garage. Tonight the dog keeps scratching at bowl wanting more and more food and I said she had too much already which made the wife say just fill it up and she will stop when she is full. I tell her under that logic I should just leave the bag open for her. She realizes she is wrong finally.
  8. I was in an examination under oath one time and the question was how big is the ball on your truck for towing and the guy answers I have 2 inch balls. The court reporter looks up at me with a smirk and I just had put my head down like a child for a few seconds to keep it together. I played soccer in college for a Christian university and we were walking in a mall in some shit hole town after a game all decked out in our gear and I saw a girl with big tits. I meant to say look at dem tig ol bucking fitties but I said look at dem big ol fucking titties. Coach was right behind me and just had a complete meltdown while everyone else laughed.
  9. Can’t believe no one else thinks the username checks out.
  10. I almost started the thread but didn’t know how many would know the name. As the son of a 2 month old I finally get the love and what he went through to give his son a normal life. The crazy thing is he was never really a runner before their first run and still cranked out crazy impressive times. The world would be a better place with more Dick Hoyt’s.
  11. He could be setting us up for a humblebrag. I will be monitoring.
  12. The last two season of Last Chance U had good coaches who actually gave a fuck about the players. I have a ton of respect for the guy in the wheelchair out there this season doing his thing and not making excuses.
  13. And now they wait for the endorsements to roll in. #sobrave
  14. We say grace and we say ma’am and if you ain’t in to that, we don’t give a damn.
  15. Kid is a dipshit but what is going to happen when he is out of school? It’s not a good sign for the community that he isn’t even the worst in the school. Baltimore is about to get even shittier.
  16. Damnit. I knew not to click on this thread. Sorry.
  17. I will be there and cannot wait. I am going the weekend before to see the dirtnationals. I watched a practice session and one of the super late models was already turning a faster lap running the in the 15 second range and doing 127 mph. They will get faster as track gets better and teams figure out setup.
  18. I am thinking he probably regrets his strategy about now.
  19. I am donating regardless if they need money now or not. I won’t tolerate rudeness in a man. At 40 I will fight for 2 reasons and sometimes a third. You fuck with my dog or kid and there isn’t anything I won’t do. The wife is 50-50 because she is a shitty driver.
  20. I can’t and won’t. You want to do something about it?
  21. I hate watching violence but this is what happens when you fuck with someone. I wonder if the other guy will be able to claim self defense since the pussy got a lawyer.
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