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Clintonaldo

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  1. Waiting For My Real Life To Begin by Colin Hay always gets me thinking about shit I won’t even attempt to listen to Real Life by Jeff Carson since I became a father.
  2. Conway Twitty That’s My Job Sheweeee. Being 40 with a 7 month old and having a father in a nursing home with a traumatic brain injury this song just get’s the tears flowing.
  3. Unfortunately for them, we will never know since Trump had 4 years and didn’t do shit and then lost the election bigly
  4. Are Trumpers back to caring about the military now? They loved it when Donnie talked shit about POW’s.
  5. This sounds like a lot like a marriage in a lot of ways....but cheaper.
  6. Our first child is about to be 7 months and wife is always thinking something is wrong. I get home today and she is convinced he is dying because he has swelling under his right eye. We take him to pediatrician and have to check in over the phone and I hear them ask which eye is it and she says if you are looking at him it’s his left eye. Receptionist says so right eye. Wife says correct I start laughing my ass off while facepalming.
  7. I was going to try and qualify for Boston this fall but I just wasn’t enjoying the training like I should so after talking with someone that did the Kona Ironman awhile back I will do the Ironman 70.3 with him in Chattanooga next May instead. I’ve always been on the fence about it and I have no excuse not to do it since it’s in my hometown. In my head I am thinking I will do the 70.3 in May of next year and the full one in the fall of 23. I feel like I am running out of time now that I am 40.
  8. When your husband finds out you have his password he is going to smack you in the fucking mouth.
  9. No, I don’t want more people moving here.
  10. A coworker with last name Erby told me about his first day of basic where they are calling your name to get off the bus and the Instructor says Furby... no answer.... Furby.... no answer. Coworker says sir do you mean Erby? Instructor just unleashes on him saying goddamnit Furby are you trying to say I can’t read? You are Furby from now on and he was.
  11. He appears to be a really solid guy. Very happy to see he pulled through.
  12. I read your post and thought that was beer and thought to myself what a fucking asshole to post that here. Lol, my bad.
  13. I think we have talked about this before I spent a lot of time in Campinhas and Valinhos ( spelling?) and fucking loved it!
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  15. I hate it for him but when you keep it real it gets real. Just laugh and throw a football in this dude’s face and run away or something.
  16. The hacking shit has been great for me as I now get to ignore emails and claim it was for security reasons. Fax it bitches and then watch me throw it in the trash can and pretend I didn’t get it.
  17. Reminds me of stopping at Cracker Barrel with my wife a few years ago and the wife wanted a chicken biscuit. The waitress said they don’t do that. I ask if they have chicken and she said yes. I ask if they have a biscuit and she said yes. I told her to take the biscuit and open it up and put chicken between the top and bottom piece of biscuit. Pretty sure we ate spit that day.
  18. Twinkies Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  19. Fuck I am sorry. Your post hit me for 2 reasons. The first is this is my first Father’s Day as a father. The second is I remember my first birthday when my dad didn’t call me. He was addicted to pills and attempted suicide and that first birthday after was a tough one. He would bug me nonstop before but damn there I was hoping for a phone call I knew wouldn’t come. I am again sorry and thank you for sharing.
  20. Smack her in the mouth and see if she likes the way it was done.
  21. Thats the joke!!!
  22. Let me just say as someone who uses Doordash a lot I appreciate what you do and only had one bad experience in 1.5 years. I live in populated area and normally Doordash within a 2 mile area and tip $5. I hope they make money off of me.
  23. Sounds like a real………….grasshole Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  24. I generally don’t like watching violence but I absolutely love it when a bully gets their fuck beat.
  25. Meanwhile I get attitude for coming home a little drunk here and there. She can suck a fucking fart after reading that.
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