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  1. Clintonaldo
    Troph is good people. Things got a little mixed up.
  2. Clintonaldo
    Did the same thing. I hope this has a happier ending later.
  3. Clintonaldo
    We have all accepted you and I have never said a bad word about you or made fun of your experience because it’s your right to do that. You get bent out of shape over what you perceive to be a homophobic remark and then you tell someone to whack off to trans porn in a closet. That is a weird double standard you have.
  4. Clintonaldo
    You aren’t changing shit with your attacks. I am sorry you have such a hard on for straight males. You are now acting as cunty as the stupid bitch in the video. You want tolerance but only have tolerance for what you believe in. That’s pretty sad.
  5. Clintonaldo
    Troph didn’t sound very tolerant or accepting in her post which is ironic on about tree fiddy levels.
  6. Clintonaldo
    Message boards were built on shallow laughs.
  7. Clintonaldo
    The balls on that lady.
  8. Clintonaldo
    Someone say snuggle pups???! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  9. Clintonaldo
    Just make sure you change your Homeowners insurance otherwise you will be fucked when something bad happens.
  10. Clintonaldo
    Had the cuntiest fight of our almost 5 year marriage today. I come home from working out and put clothes on top of dirty clothes hamper. Normally there is a basket beside the hamper ( for sweaty clothes) but there wasn’t I swear. her: please put wet clothes in basket. I moved it back. Me: it wasn’t there this morning warden her: well it is moved back Me : it wasn’t there her : it’s moved back now Me : wouldn’t you agree that to move something back that it was moved to begin with ? her: mad
  11. Clintonaldo
    She probably lied to him initially about the situation. The bitch isn’t even pretty.
  12. Clintonaldo
    Lumbergh fucked her.
  13. Clintonaldo
    You obviously haven’t met my ex wife.
  14. Clintonaldo

    Yelp

    Clintonaldo replied to shakahorn's topic in Daily Texan

    Seriously this. Yelpers are the most narcissistic douchers out there. Fuck off with your ” wanted to love the salsa but it wasn’t complex enough”. Yelp is where unimportant people go to feel important.
  15. Clintonaldo
    I laugh envisioning someone telling me I can move my shit from my front yard to my back yard. Get fucked.
  16. Clintonaldo
    You are responsible for your dog. He has a case wether he proceeds with it or not.
  17. Clintonaldo
    I get it and I was mostly joking. There are shit heads in every denomination of every religion. I am baptist but pro gay, pot, and just about everything else. Hell, I am even pro choice because the studies show shitty parents most of the time turn out shitty kids. I have a friend who had a son that is now a daughter and he was afraid of the judgement. I told him according to the Bible all sin is equal and my life isn’t perfect and my condemnation would be a sin so who am I to judge. I need to work on my own house before I start judging others. I am a love the sinner type of guy because I sin more than anyone. I know one day I will have to answer to the big man and I hope the dude abides and tells me good job for not harshing anyone’s mellow
  18. Clintonaldo
    All of this baptist bashing reminded me of today seeing a church member at the Costco as I had two 36 packs of Miller Lite in the buggy. My wife and his wife made small talk for a minute and he just looked at the buggy and then me and gave me the Chuck Norris thumbs up move.
  19. Clintonaldo
    After having knee surgery at the end of August I really thought I would be ready for a half in March but I am afraid there is no way. I am only allowed to run in 3-4 minute intervals at the moment and I just don’t have the pace I want. If I run this bitch I am finishing in 1:35 or less and I am so far from that.
  20. Clintonaldo
    Watching the funeral I laughed thinking if anyone will come to our current leaders funeral when the time comes. It will be like in City Slickers when the cook said “God we give you Curly....try not to piss him off “.
  21. Clintonaldo
    Dobbs doesn’t have kidney issues which is good so they think it is intestinal. His protein levels are still low so we are going to keep him on his soft food diet for a month and take him back and check. If protein levels are low in a month they might do a biopsy on his lower intestine. He has gained all of his weight back and his color is now back and he appears happy.
  22. Clintonaldo
    Sell me a spark
  23. Clintonaldo
    Christians are the worsts. They go around beheading everyone that won’t convert.
  24. Clintonaldo
    You know he was a great man when no one is shit posting in this thread. These stories remind me that I need to tell yall about the time Michael Jackson used my bathroom.
  25. Clintonaldo
    Is it worth purchasing dog insurance ? I know it wouldn’t cover Dobbs’s current issues but after $1,800 in fees this month with more money to spend I am considering it. School me on it.

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