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conVINCEd

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  1. It’s all fun and games until you find yourself crawling out of a car through the window and have to conjure up a plausible explanation for why it is upside down.
  2. I worked with Bob’s ex-wife for a bit. She had a lot of good stories.
  3. Saw him up close at the game where Jokic got his MVP trophy. He looks worse in person. He looks just like my wife’s uncle when he was undergoing chemo. Doppelgängers. Looking like someone going through chemo is not something I would aspire to.
  4. Borderline? That’s like saying a woman pushing three bills might have a bit of a weight problem.
  5. It’s certainly better than watching our soccer team getting their shit pushed in.
  6. Of all the soccer stadiums in all the towns in all the world…
  7. I tapped out when they ditched the skates.
  8. Fly her to Paris and put her on the fencing team.
  9. I didn’t see Drug Smuggling on this year’s schedule.
  10. That’s a lot of fucking weed for a carry on. I remember when Nate Newton got busted with 600 lbs. or something like that and he was using a U-Haul to transport it.
  11. MIL was one of the highest rated fencers in the world for a few years, and my knowledge of the sport is still limited to there are 2 people trying to stab each other.
  12. Dan Jenkins will always get rep from me.
  13. But Jimmer. Who washed out of the nba 8 years ago. Just send the best G League guys.
  14. This 3x3 is fucking idiotic as an Olympic sport.
  15. They built It from scratch in an arena that does not normally host swimming events. They had a video of them breaking down the arena after a Taylor Swift concert and building the pool on the arena floor. If I had to guess, maybe there was an issue with sight lines?
  16. Stephen is not an upgrade. Charlotte might be an upgrade, but the Jones boys would never let a girl run a football team.
  17. Many years ago I broke my right wrist in a skiing accident. There’s an adjustment period, but after a few days the left hand gets the job done just fine.
  18. Field hockey kind of sucks.
  19. I posted a picture of an aroused elephant literally dragging his dick through the dirt when we went to Africa several years ago. I didn’t even notice it when we were looking at it live, but there it was when we were going through the pictures. I thought it was funny, so I threw it up on the gram. I was shocked at some of the reactions. I had no idea that this would be so offensive.
  20. Not the Titanic song? Missed a chance for a little friendly jab at the Brits.
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