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    Why did you give them your phone number? They shouldn’t have your phone number until late in the game.
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    Wait to bang the wives and kill the husbands until after they Venmo you.
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    She sweet talked her way out of the ticket every time. How do you get away with that with the license plate scanners the cops have now? I went a year and a half when I had a car that couldn’t pass and the repairs were more than the car was worth.
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    I attended UT from 93-98. Was friends with a very attractive young lady whose car hadn’t been inspected since 86.
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    There was a time when I wanted a Tesla. That time has passed.
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    Embeds are fucking up all ver the place. Seen this 10 times in the last couple of minutes.
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    Gitmo
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    I’m grateful for those people. Passed one a few months ago, probably doing 50 in a 40. Cop was hiding in an alley, hits the lights, and pulls out in pursuit. I was like, fuck me, now I get to contribute $250 toward the police department’s latest purchase of tactical gear. Instead, he pulled over the person I just passed with the raggedly looking paper plates.
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    Phones and tablets go in a drawer. When one of the nieces or nephews inevitably breaks their current device, Uncle conVINCEd to the rescue.
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    Can we start giving flight attendants tranquilizer guns?
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    Nelly or no Nelly?
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    I think a distinction needs to be made between people who have a couple of songs that could be considered bro country and people whose entire body of work is bro country. While I don’t listen to a lot of newer country music, Florida Georgia Line was the first thing I thought of.
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    Congratulations Vic! You found the one scenario where I might be tempted to vote for Wade.
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    A bunch of them will vote, and a bunch of them will do that in a different state.
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    Handcruser is a gun dealer IIRC, so he’s probably 80% ahead of the curve on this, but I’m doubting that buying one makes a whole lot of sense. Not trying to be a Debbie Downer here, but let’s start a gofundme and buy a bunch of them and spread that shipping cost across multiple weapons. We’ve raised north of $50k in a day for a few players who had moms with some health problems.
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    I just want to understand what we are doing here.. I applaud the effort, but I’m guessing it would cost more to get it there than it actually costs.
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    This is a safe space. I’m no law dog, but admitting to the accusations would seem to be a non-winning strategy to me.
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    Anybody have a recommendation for the best turtle soup in Dallas? Just making preparations and don’t want to have to scramble at the last minute.
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    Tucker is 185/188 inside of 40 yards for his career, and I’d venture a guess that there was a bad snap or blocked kick in there.
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    Congratulations to all of you lucky bastards. Also, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, fuck all of you lucky bastards.
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    I was in a cage.
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    This goes for anywhere in public. Not just quiet areas. Fuck those people. Sometimes it’s entertaining. The self checkout at the grocery store was a little backed up the other day. Guy in front of me was on the phone. Big guy with a really deep voice. Anyone within 30 feet of him could hear every word he said. I only heard one side of the conversation he was having, but I’m pretty sure he was getting laid when he got home.

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