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conVINCEd

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  1. I would do my best to get that agent fired if they let some mouth breathing mick jump me in boarding priority because they were wearing a Celtics jersey.
  2. This whole serve your prison time when it’s convenient for you rubs me the wrong way. Guilty. Handcuffs. Straight onto the bus. Sucking dick by dinner.
  3. Ted Williams used to suck cock in the bullpen between innings.
  4. They lose whatever good cop status they have when they keep their mouth shut when one of their coworkers crosses the line. Until the cops aggressively rid themselves of their bad apples, they are to be treated with contempt and suspicion.
  5. Might be in Collin County. He’d get 15-20 for a snickers bar up there.
  6. If someone walked in front of their ball that close to their line they would throw a hissy fit.
  7. If one of us wants to cook we have this amazing invention called a kitchen.
  8. I think I would prefer a nice turnover chain or pimp cane. We could put either one next to Quinn’s wrasslin belt he won as mvp of the b12 title game.
  9. The plaque for the alternates is in the lady’s room.
  10. Mavs/Lakers WCF was an epic series. It will get overlooked because of the star power in the rest of the bracket, but that was an epic series. The Mavs, Hawks, and Bucks from that era are criminally underrated teams because they couldn’t get over the Lakers/Celtics hump. Look at those rosters, those teams were fucking loaded.
  11. A bunch of Hugenots ended up in Charleston.
  12. I’m a little surprised Nike hasn’t made them add Clark.
  13. Jordan needs to get his wrist fixed.
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    Dallas | Pizza

    Bbq place is pretty good as well for the one time per year I find myself in that part of town around lunch.
  15. Could be worse. Wait until your kids memorize the number. Nothing like having mom and dad’s credit limit with zero impulse control. Wife had a student who plowed through $10k on eBay auctions for vintage video games before the parents noticed. He was 6 at the time.
  16. Any pre-accident pics? It’s hard to rate her properly all bandaged up like that, but it feels like she has potential. Also Utah, so who knows what weird shit is going on behind the scenes.
  17. You could stop in Trinidad and get a sex change surgery while you are waiting on the car repair. Two birds. One stone.
  18. If the actuaries had any say in the matter anyone within 50 miles of the Gulf would be uninsurable. Politics dictate otherwise. If anyone wants to complain about their insurance rates they should consider living in a place that is not in a disaster zone.
  19. Because Houston never has catastrophic weather events.
  20. Just make Maxwell throw enough pitches that her arm falls off.
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