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Bullneck

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  1. Maybe keep Arch out next week for precautionary measures. Or two weeks. Hard to tell with these things.
  2. I'M TAKING THE CAPS LOCK OFF I had a Monieto prosecco (like, the whole bottle) and a chianti (one pour left). Headache on the horizon.
  3. I DON'T MEAN TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO. BUT I TOLD YOU SO.
  4. 4TH AND 20TH. HONESTLY, FOR ALL WE'VE DONE IF WE BLOW THIS WE DESERVE WHAT HAPPENS. BUT WE WON'T.
  5. SORRY AMIGO, ALL THE LUCK ON THAT SIDE OF THE END ZONE HAS BEEN USED UP. BY US.
  6. WE ARE THREE INSANELY INTENSE PLAYS FROM OUR DLINE FROM VICTORY.
  7. WE ARE FOUR INSANELY INTENSE PLAYS FROM OUR DLINE FROM VICTORY.
  8. TEXAGS ASSPLODES.
  9. IF THEY SCORE THIS A TD TEXAGS GONNA ASSPLODE.
  10. UH, LET'S TAKE ANTOHER LOOK AT THAT FADE PASS.
  11. OUR RUNNING GAME HAS JELLED.
  12. WELP I GUESS WE GET TO SEE 1) THE BACKUP QB AND 2) ARCH'S MOTHER'S HAT.
  13. THE SEC IS TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE TIM TEBOW.
  14. THIS IS WEHN PRETENEDER TEAMS FOLD. THIS IS WHEN CHAMPITONS WIN.
  15. IT AIN'T OVER YET. MAKE EM PUT. MOVE THE BALL 30 YARDS. KICK A 57 YEARD FELD GOAL. BREAK SOME HEARSS.TS
  16. THIS IS WAHT WE DO. ON JANUARY 4TH OF 2006 TARELL BROWN BROKE HIS ARM AND WE WERE DOWN BY 12 POINTS. WAS i SAD? YEST.
  17. FUCK YOU PANSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER. WE ARE THE FUCKING ETXAS LONGHORNS. WE MAKE PEOPLE CRY AND PULL UP THE GOOD HAND EXTRA POINT CATHER NET.
  18. FUCK YOU FOR THINKING YOU CAN RUN ON US.
  19. IF YOU'RE BULLDOG U. YES. WE STILL HAVE OUR TIMEOUTS. COUNT 'EM. 3 TIMEOUTS.
  20. GOD IS A BULLET. HAVE MERCY ON US, EVERYONE.
  21. I AHVE A FEVER. AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL. EXPLORE THE SPACE.
  22. THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
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