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Bullneck

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  1. Wow, he got ejected. He was ragin'. He's still Ragin.
  2. It's gotta suck when you've been a highly ranked program with Dan Marino and then having to slug it out with the Toledo Rockets. That's no shade or sarcasm. It'd be like us in a dogfight bowl with East Carolina or something.
  3. It's widely know that Chicken Sandwich is the CEO of Chick-fil-A and Ag with Kids is the CEO of Burger King. Incredulity is the CEO of Jack in the Box. So between these three men, we have all the facts we need. Facts are stubborn things and they have the most stubborn of facts. Downright immovable objects. They are all knowing, and all seeing, like AI enabled punchclocks with the insight of that eyeball in the top of the pyramid on a dollabill. Where was I? Oh, let me drink this . . . . Anyway, if they say the poor shall always be with ye, fuck it, believe 'em. The richest men matter. Their opinions matter. And the poor shall be smited. That last part I made up (or Captain Morgan made it up- hard to tell who has more control of my keyboard) but it sounds Biblical).
  4. I don't know if this is satire or comic relief or what:
  5. "Well, thanks for the socks. That's very thoughtful. A guy can never have too many pairs of socks. But, you know . . . I was thinking more of maybe something like a new tux or tailored suit. In political terms, that would be like Trump dying. But, hey, that's a lot to ask, so, you know, never mind. Actually, the stocking stuffer of Matt Gaetz getting stiffed (get it?! Stiffed . . like Red Bull and Viagra. It's a joke!) was pretty good. But, yeah, Limbaugh being dead is OK. Well, let's be honest: I'd kinda forgot about him. Is that it? No other presents to open?"
  6. Wrong thread
  7. 13 to 1 is about the perfect ratio. Also, this: https://www.instagram.com/p/DD-D7xuOLjk/?hl=en
  8. "So, if it shoot this dummy tied to a chair I'll get $174,000 a year? Sign me up."
  9. ^^^ Wrong guy. This is Nick Nash:
  10. Sad but true: teams from the BDF (Big Dumpster Fire, in aigy parlance) who are in teh Playoffs. And Indiana. And SMU. That same SMU who pushed a Corps Turd while he was brandishing a sword at a SMU boy cheerleader. It ain't fair. (EDIT: THIS JUST IN FROM TEXAGS):
  11. Nick Nash sounds like a '50s private eye. (Edit: a Bowl Season commercial. About how good bowl season is for the U.S. Who knew?)
  12. Without a doubt the worst (most bizarre and punitive) rule in football. (Edit: gotdamn this ESPN halftime show is nuts.)
  13. Was she on Abbot Elementary?
  14. Has anyone brought this up? Just wondering.
  15. Have there been any more acting roles for him? He killed in this movie - quite Oscar-worthy:
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