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Bullneck

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  1. I used to shower twice a day. Once in the morning to wake up; once at night to wash of the dirt of the day. 1st wife said I was either the cleanest man in the world, or the dirtiest.
  2. Damn, I go downstairs to clean up the kitchen and it's 21-0.
  3. Interception. Wondering if TexAgs has crashed yet.
  4. Damn, I go take a shower and come back and it's 14-0.
  5. ESPN: Liberty Bowl & Texas Bowl The ESPN pairing of Kyle Noagura and Mark Schlabach have split decisions on the Red Raiders' outlook this week. Schlabach has Texas Tech headed back to the Liberty Bowl in Memphis on Dec. 27 to square off with Diego Pavia and Vanderbilt. Bonagura, meanwhile, has Tech going to Houston for the Texas Bowl to take on Texas A&M in a New Year's Eve showdown.
  6. I just invented a machine that throws interceptions but can't think of a name for it.
  7. Yeah, no worries about overtime fucking up our start.
  8. Triple coverage. Now Dart is slapping around the chairs on the sideline. You threw the ball, dumbass.
  9. Have they integrated yet? Damn, they got a lot of white boys
  10. You know, I haven't heard much about the Springfield Haitians lately. Did they all go back to Haiti? Or stop eating the dogs?
  11. Senators against: McConnel, Murkowski, (2 others I can't remember) and . . . Markwayne
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