Everything posted by AugieBall
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Someone with too many kidneys.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
But can he hammer a six-inch spike through a board with his penis?
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Alabama @ Texas Series Thread
Bama has a really good shortstop. He was fun to watch. Overall a solid team so the sweep was great, even if it was (according to some) unimpressive, or not SEC-good, or whatever. With all the road games, March should spell out pretty clearly what, if anything, we need to work on for the postseason.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Eh, you could say that about anything.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Those people are American heroes. Watch your tongue.
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2021 Texas Baseball
But but but they're an SEC team!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
McWhorter must now be coaching HS.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Did i miss anything?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
That's crazy talk. Why would we do that? SIAP, and yes i tuned out for much of the year to improve my mental health, but WTF happened to Hookfin? Did he get hurt? Looked fine in game 1 and never saw him again.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
This is the funniest thing posted in a long time. The old ATM-themed version was amazing, but this hits close to home. Maybe i am just delirious with relief.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Huckleberry respectfully disagrees.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
It is not plausible that Hand has or ever had authority to make offers without Herman's signoff.
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Alfred Collins
In the first gif, Ojomo gets held pretty badly. Otherwise, he and Ossai probably sandwich the RB at the LOS. Nice work; keep em coming.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
NTTAWWT
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
It only works if you tweet it at him. Get on it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
What about a hundred million ass pennies?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Nah. Definitely not that.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
How badly you underestimate Beau Trahan's seed.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
What the fuck do you think we are all here for?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
A very appropriate message with that top 5.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
The guy who has been banned 9 times and keeps returning with new sock accounts is now threatening to leave voluntarily? Umn, ok.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Two corners, now. And Hullaby might be a LB.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Charlie was a solid to good evaluator, but he mailed in recruiting for most of the year and landed an appallingly poor number of the top in state guys. So his evaluations were of the 3 star sleeper variety. Fine to fill out a class with, but should not be Plan A.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Aggy always gets the best QB in the state, by definition.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
To be fair, that is usually a big positive for them.