GhostOfTomJoad

Yeah, I can't picture a world where the Dallas secondary can slow that passing attack for 4 quarters.

So Thanksgiving vs the Giants is their only realistic chance to win a home game this season. That's gotta be one of the least anticipated turkey day match ups of all time.

He'll only ask for the taxpayers to cough up $10 billion for the next stadium. But where would he threaten to move the Cowboys to if Arlington called his bluff?

Levis is getting blown up in the face bit he keeps chuckingdown field to open guys

Jackson can't throw it in the ocean all of a sudden.

Tucker has the yips. Tough to watch

Henry fumbling on the first series was unexpected.

Extended range on weather.com shows temps in the mid 70s, dry, etc. Robert Cray knows what's in store for KY.

So it is written, so may it be done.

Wow. Cocks just willed their way to the win.

Cocks are in fg range!

Trickeration on the return. Almost blew up in their face.

Cocks are choking.

Picked off in the endzone. Ruhle has a sad.

One last chance for corn.

Nebbish not being bowl eligible for one more week is sooooo tasty.

Gata fixing to ice this now w/ that score.

[emoji869] I like this team. They're fun & play hard. Stop being a bunch of candy-assed haters.

No no no, he'll go with the tried and true narrative that the only reason tu was able to beat Arky was due to A&M beating them so severely the Arky players didn't have anymore fight in them.

So he had a book on the NYT bestsellers list? Two weeks at NUMBER ONE? Well what more do you need?

Was talking w/ a childhood friend of mine from Minnesota this past weekend. My sisters and I grew up next door to his big family (9 kids) and his mom often babysat the 3 of us when my single parent dad was working late. These are the bluest of the blue collars. Mechanics. Printers. Firefighters. Healthcare workers. All have been working since they were teenagers and never stopped. I asked Mark how they were handling things up there. His mother (80) is terrified. His dad (82) has been an insulin dependent diabetic for over 40 years. So are several other members of their now extremely large clan (both in size and girth). When his mom discovered that one of her sons and 4 of her grandsons voted for Trump she broke down in tears. When she asked her son how she could vote for Trump his justification was that a Mexican restaurant that opened up one block away from the restaurant his wife worked at as a shift manager had cut into her restaurant's business so much that they cut her hours. She was having to pick up a second job at Target to make ends meet. Those brown people with their delicious carne asada and frijoles are just making it unfair for Minnesotans who want their bland shit served the same way every day.

Which grifter market will see the biggest growth once NOAA is scuttled? Rainmakers, Anti-Hurricane Shamans, Tornado Soothsayers, or Buckets of Patriot Slop sellers?

Holy shit, dress that guy in maroon and put a bunch of aggy shit in the background and that's my BIL. Same fat neck/no chin, same high pitched whiny voice, same eternal angst against big bad Texas. Total doppleganger.

Re: Curtain-gate, it's clear why Jerrah won't use them during late afternoon games: he thinks the glare of the sun is an advantage that will intimidate the opposition. I'm sure somewhere over the past 15 years there have been a handful of times where the Cowboys benefited from their opponent losing the ball in the sun. Maybe it even tilted a game Dallas' way once. But ol' Jerrah is oblivious to his own team being hamstrung by this stupidity and is doubling down in hopes of it being the difference in a playoff game with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line. He'd rather make it harder for his own team to have success week in and week out on the chance of hitting the jackpot in January where he could then turn around and crow about how brilliant his design and facility management is. That's it. Don't overthink it.

Lulz. This is high comedy.