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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. GhostOfTomJoad replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    So for the 3rd time in 9 months I've had to see my ophthalmologist for a case of demodex blepharitis. Basically the tiny little mites that live on all of our eyelashes are suddenly causing the glands in my eyelids to clog. Nothing painful, just annoying stye-like bumps that can range from unnoticeable to eyelid zit. Several rounds of antibiotics later, I'm now moving onto some new to the market eyedrops. They've removed one lump surgically in a simple 10 minute procedure. I hope to fuck these drops work or I'm gonna end up taking a continuous dose of doxycycline for the foreseeable future.
  2. "Fun fact: Hamnet was actually the first brand name for Spanx."
  3. Holding? Against the Eagles? In Philly?!? That ref's got a death wish.
  4. Barkley should feast against this D. Fuck Philly.
  5. That was one of the sickest RACs I've ever seen. Damn Robinson was breaking ankles out there.
  6. Erin going for the Cruella Deville look in Philly.
  7. Yeah. With Jax's kicker you don't want to give them a chance to possess it again.
  8. Fucking lame duck with eyes. Wow. Edit. Maybe a rainbow is more accurate. That ball hung forever.
  9. It's gonna be short. Edit. No, looks like he got it on the twist.
  10. Allen's got 4 minutes to don the cape once again.
  11. No joke. Their LT is also getting away w/ lots of grabbing.
  12. Weird thumb. WNB.
  13. On the bright side, it's up to the park ranger's discretion as to whether or not a pass has been "altered." Although I'm sure even national park employees aren't free of the MAGA disease, I've gotta think the number of Trumpkins working as a ranger is pretty, pretty low. It makes me extra glad I got my annual pass in December so it's good for all of 2026 and I don't have to deal with this shit. Until he decides his face must be on all future passes as well.
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