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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. That article about his health/diet paints a pretty clear picture that he's sundowning & nobody in his inner circle is going to do anything to try and talk sense into him. Not that it would matter because he's spent his entire life believing he's the smartest person in any room. Will the physicians be able to prop him up for another 12-18 months?
  2. 4th down and Morton gets buried. Buh-bye, Tech. Enjoy your flight back to Lubbock.
  3. It's Tech. They'll be celebrating this season in 2045 as the greatest achievement in their program's history.
  4. Morton couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat at this point. And hey, why not a false start on 2nd and 10 just for shits & giggles?
  5. Joey staring at his iPad trying to figure out why his team is undisciplined and playing like shit. Keep scrolling, dude. You'll eventually find the answer.
  6. This thread has served one big purpose: identify booger eating morons to be put on ignore.
  7. Tech offense is ass, dude. Joey DWI is gonna have to convince Campbell to write even bigger checks to overcome his shitty coaching.
  8. This is my transcript of the Arch/Bryce exchange. Bryce could've handled it better, but what would you expect from a teenager who's had people sniffing his farts for him since he was in high school? Arch: "Hey" Bryce: "Whachoo want?" Arch: "Good ball, brother. Good luck to you, bro." Bryce: "Yessir. Appreciate you." Arch: "Stay in touch." Bryce: "Uh yeah (or maybe hell yeah)"
  9. Iowa needs a good 8-minute scoring drive here to ice this.
  10. Touchdown Hawkeyes! If not for that stupid INT in the end zone in the first quarter it would be 38-17.
  11. Two defensive penalties totaling 6"
  12. Fuck. Pavia with the bomb TD.
  13. Flea flicker TD! Such a beautiful sight.
  14. Douchebag Diego sacked 4 times in the first half. Would love to see Iowa get that to double digits.
  15. It really is a stunning turnabout.
  16. Pavia not knowing to shit or go blind when they blitz. Love it.
  17. Iowa's stepping on their dicks with turnovers.
  18. Time for another 3rd down sack of Pavia.
  19. Dammit, Iowa! Tip drill INT in the end zone.
  20. Pavia just got slobber knocked on the 3rd down sack. I'm here for the pain.
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