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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Goddamn a Detroit-KC Super Bowl is gonna look like the Niners-Chargers in the 90s, isn't it?
  2. And the ones who do survive 6th Street either catch the Gay or turn into homeless zombies. It's all over texags.
  3. Yep. She's just moved her act to more discrete locations than the Water Tank, Anderson Mill Pub and Balcones (I still get the lulz out of her trying to humble brag her social membership to Balcones CC).
  4. Oklahoma makes perfect sense as a destination for ex-porn stars. Sparsely populated so less likely to be seen/recognized. Extremely low cost of living. Legalized pot + easy access to meth. Plus you've got OKC & Tulsa with the Metroplex, KC, Little Rock & even Memphis a day's drive so they can make money stripping in bigger cities when they need funds. And who the fuck living in Herpe Sore, OK is going to shame you for your lifestyle?
  5. Holy shit do I want to text my aggy BIL and ask him how he feels about RC on a Mobile returning to the helm of the S.S. Aggy just as it approaches the looming 100' tall iceberg. But seeing as how the guy just got out of the hospital after 5 days due to a sudden illness that included him hallucinating, speaking in gibberish, & not being able to recognize family members I don't know if I can do it. Not because it might be tacky to laugh & could add undue stress to him while still in a delicate recovery stage. But because he just might not be lucid enough to truly appreciate the insanity & hopelessness of this situation.
  6. Chiefs playing dirty & getting away with it.
  7. What a throw and catch for the TD. Holy shit that was tight.
  8. Mahomes draws a personal foul if hit like that on a slide 10 out of 10 times. WTF is a "non-traditional" slide?
  9. Stone hands on both sides. That's a catch.
  10. Was Kelce drinking a Busch Light in the box? WTF, dude. Were they all out of Natty Light?
  11. Fuck this. Cheer all you want. Support the team. Throw shit onto the field of play and get thrown out and banned for life.
  12. These assholes throwing snowballs need to be thrown out of the stadium. Fuck that shit.
  13. Bills are running it right down KC's throat. That's a recipe for success at home.
  14. Kelce was holding Douglas like a mofo on that long catch and run.
  15. Binged S2 this weekend while the wife was out of town. It was almost background noise by about episode 4.
  16. Man, Boomer Esiason is on the Terry Bradshaw diet plan. Dude's blown up.
  17. And that's the most Baker ending imaginable. LOL.
  18. Noice. A sack of Baker who then comes up like he's gonna throw hands. Lulz. Try it, pussy ass.
  19. Lions need to dial up the heat on this next series and just bury Mayfield.
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