Everything posted by GhostOfTomJoad
-
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The timing of this during SEC media days is, well...
-
2026 DL James “JJ” Johnson
- Political Cartoons - The Politics Thread.
The MAGA cap inference on the nightstand is so choice.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Y'all can share the celebrity tales, but how about the local young teenage girl in every HS across the country who went to a party where everyone else was hooking up except for her so she went to the refrigerator and took out the (carrot, cucumber, kielbasa...whatever the most common phallic item was in the area) and got caught masturbating with it. And in some twists, it got stuck inside of her and she had to go to the ER to have it removed. I always heard this was Stevie Nicks.- What impact will Trump have on the 2026 World Cup?
I'm legit shocked Trump didn't pull out a sharpie and try to autograph the trophy first.- Cool Pictures of Music Icons
I think it's G.E. Smith.- Greatest song intros
I mean, as soon as Keef hits that first note on his overdriven acoustic guitar it's on.- Tell Me About Kerrville/Kerr County
MIL sold to Kerrville about 4 years ago after the FIL died. Sold the ranch in Harper and moved to where here friends were. We were thrilled for her to have access to medical facilities, HEB, etc just a few minutes away vs her living 45 minutes from anything at the ranch. She had a great place in a 55+ gated community just a half mile north of the Guadalupe. We helped her get settled and were visiting every few months or so and were really impressed w/ how cute, accessible and friendly the downtown was. We loved walking along the river park that has now been destroyed by the floods. She was only in that place a few years (long enough to renovate it) when she moved out to the Tierra Linda ranch area. She just couldn't get used to living that close to people so she found a house on 5 acres ("it's turnkey!"...she's spent the last 18 months gutting the place). She's about 5 miles from downtown Kerrville now. It does seem to be a very retiree friendly & equipped town. It's not a place we'd ever retire to (no place in Texas fits that mold), but it does have a lot to offer.- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
Side Eye Shenanigans?- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
He was channeling his inner Stallone a la Over the Top. Removing the glove released his inner animal just like turning the baseball cap.- Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
As an unfaithful, lying, thieving, fraudulent huckster who has made a mockery of the legal system in Texas resulting in taxpayers being forced to pay for his abuse of power...he's guar-an-fucking-teed to be the #1 vote getter at the next CPAC poll for '28 GOP candidates.- 4th of July Texas Flood
In fairness, Noem had more pressing things to do last weekend like start online polls asking people to select her official portrait.- 4th of July Texas Flood
What other plays do they have? 1 - Act of God. Nothing could be done. 2 - Blame Democrats. In Texas. 3 - Blame "those people" wink, wink because Obama's tan suit blah blah blah I'm thinking about going to CafePress and designing a shirt that says something like: DEI = hard 'r'- 4th of July Texas Flood
That Abbott speech is going to be lampooned for years as it should be. Hell, Jon Stewart & the Daily Show writers could do 5 easy minutes on "Texans love football" and contrast how easily voters will approve multi-million dollar HS football stadiums all across the state, but a $900k investment in warning sirens is too expensive or worrisome due to false alarms. What a fucking unfunny joke we are to allow this type of "leadership" to represent us.- 4th of July Texas Flood
Reads like a classic NIMBY to me. He was worried about being bothered by sirens going off at all hours of the night. The dude must've been damn near 80 when he was serving as a county commissioner. How loud would the sirens have to be for him to be annoyed by them?- Trump’s America
Only if you're a gullible bootlicker. Here's the thing: Trump accepts accountability for nothing. The MAGAts celebrate this. Musk. Biden. Obama. AOC. Bigfoot and Kim Kardashian's secret love child. Anyone dotard says is the reason for something bad is lapped up by his base. He's only a master deal maker if you have the IQ of the hairball my cat barfed up at 2AM this morning.- 4th of July Texas Flood
That Kerr co. commissioner Moser from 2016 sounds like a grade A fucktard. I hope he's still alive & is wracked with grief & pain over the consequences of his decisions.- 4th of July Texas Flood
Well, it might have been even MORE rain if Hot Wheels & his Holy Rollers weren't furiously praying down on bended knee. Did ya even consider that?- 4th of July Texas Flood
Insert "alternative facts" from Kellyane Conway here.- 2025 Thread of the Rains
Heavy downpour just started again in Cedar Park. Not ideal.- 4th of July Texas Flood
You're surprised? Really?!? In 2017 he said our military didn’t have any bullets because Obama & Biden didn't appropriate funds for ammunition. There's nothing he won't blame on someone else.- 4th of July Texas Flood
You know, the billions of dollars Abbott & Co wasted on a few miles of border fence in the middle of nowhere that will have zero impact on immigration sure seems like it might have come in useful to help guard against an event like this.- 4th of July Texas Flood
Hahahaha...that's a good one. Now, if Abbott comes out & says this network will somehow be powered by coal trucked in from West Virginia....- 4th of July Texas Flood
- 2025 Thread of the Rains
I'm from Minnesota. I've seen mosquitoes pick up a Buick. - Political Cartoons - The Politics Thread.
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
🤫995🤫 ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top