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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Holy shit. DPI. Lol
  2. Chicago gonna Chicago.
  3. It's the NFL. Those refs have the thinnest skin on earth. You can't put yourself in the position that they're gonna think you're showing them up.
  4. Allen gets his helmet ripped off then chucks the ball at the ref. How'd ya think that was gonna turn out, Keenan?
  5. Horrible call. That wasn't a horse collar.
  6. Williams damn near had his knees blown out on that tackle.
  7. So much for just a quiet, stress free Thanksgiving for the 2 of us. Mrs GOTJ had a minor procedure the other day that resulted in a couple stitches in a tender place. Then she lost a filling this morning, 3 days after having a cavity filled in a different tooth. She's cranky/uncomfortable and pretty much inconsolable right now. I'm spending as much time as I can pretending to tend the turkey on the smoker while she angrily replies to group texts from her family asking how Thanksgiving is going. Few things suck worse than being helpless to relieve the pain someone you love is feeling.
  8. Meh. If they'd reversed it, the Bears would have had the ball in scoring position. Worth a shot.
  9. Stunning to think that not a single one of our staff of defensive analysts/assistants hadn't picked up on how the QB's feet position pre-snap gave away the play. That would seem to be a pretty basic detail to be documenting.
  10. Chuck Knoblauch, unless they're afraid he'll accidentally decapitate Corso while trying to shuffle his cue cards.
  11. Openly Horny 9 YO is a damn strong username for Surly. Who's gonna claim it as their next sock?
  12. If it really hits 86 fucking degrees in Austin tomorrow I'm gonna lose my shit. Fuck this seesaw temperature ride.
  13. That cartoon implies dotard actually suffers the consequences of his actions. Which, of course, he does not.
  14. Nix now looking like the OROTY.
  15. This is like watching an orgie at a nursing home.
  16. Alright. It's go time here. Thanksgiving week is officially upon us. For those of you traveling be safe and remain calm. Update us on the insanity/hilarity that ensues. But above all, just get back home in one piece. We're officially homebodies this year. I'm gonna smoke a small turkey for the two of us (we may have another couple over depending upon whether she thinks our 13 year old tabby will be too much for her cat allergies). Either way it will be chill as we navigate the holidays and getting estimates for the bathroom renovation we're pulling the trigger on in January. Plus, Tuesday's my b'day so all signs point to happy time w/ Mrs GOTJ. Cheers y'all.
  17. My opponent has Aubrey and Washington's TmD. It's a conundrum.
  18. Roschon w/ the TD plunge.
  19. Of course the Vikes fumble at the Chicago 1 yard line.🤬
  20. In for aggy troll Graham's SEC power rankings after this chef's kiss of a Saturday. How's the bespectacled incel gonna rank Texas behind aggy, 'bama, ole miss, tenn, etc. this week? What phony metric is he going to create attempting to prove that Texas is unable to run the ball against an SEC d-line?
  21. "You know, I don't think this whole 'Wheel of Fortune' thing is gonna pan out. I'm gonna go interview losers dishing on their lousy dates." Pat Sajak should build a shrine to Chuck's stupidity.
  22. Reed can't throw. Our defense is gonna feast next week.
  23. Is that pylon cam from a 2006 Nokia?
  24. Touch back or touchdown?
  25. I like this team. They play hard & are fun to watch [emoji869]
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