GhostOfTomJoad
Certifiably Surly
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Viewing Topic: Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
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Trump’s America
Trump's gonna posthumously award him the medal of freedom, isn't he?
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Trump’s America
I'd be for this curriculum as long as it would be a clear presentation of the bullshit lies & conspiracy theories which would then be disproven one by one with unassailable facts & data.
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Trump’s America
Remember in Trump's first term when he accepted a fucking soccer ball from Russia that had an NFC chip in it? I 'member.
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Android Thread
I've liked it so far from an appearance upgrade. And some camera tweaks but I haven't dug into it too deeply. Only complaint is that it's caused a glitch to my Contacts list where Recently Added #s appear first & I have to scroll to get to my Favorites.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
CT's seem to be the status symbol du jour of the MILFs shopping at the Domain these days.
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Trump’s America
I'm expecting to see a slew of Blood and Soil American decals on the rear windows of micro peen jacked up trucks by Memorial Day.
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Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Doing what a catch does best on a rainy day: Breaking in our new daybed in the guest room.
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Trump’s America
Wait...is he saying that every movie produced in the US needs to be 100% filmed in the US or be hit with a tariff? So if the plot has the characters traveling to London or Paris or Barcelona, they can't film there without paying a fine?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
So how much ag shit was Old Army sporting? I'm gonna guess aTm hat, 12th man golf towel, and Reveille driver head cover at a minimum. Tell me that you or @SydneyCarton at least once got in an "ooh, that looked like 4th and 1 last November" when the dude left a putt short.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Rumbling and spitting a bit here in 78613. My zoysia sod that was put down on Tuesday is begging for every drop. C'mon, Mother Nature. Be a squirter tonight.
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Tariff wars, they have began
Yeah, but think of the time & money people will spend buying 2 dolls instead of 30? And as a bonus, the parents won't be up all night having to wrap those extravagant gifts! See how much better life under Dotard's rule is for all?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That tracks, MO. I know a t-shirt aggy at a neighborhood watering hole. Nice guy. Salt of the earth. Got his GED then enlisted in the army for a 4 year stint. He'll say stuff like "I could never be a fan of a team whose fans throw water bottles on the field during a game." When anyone points out any of the classless shit aggy fans have done over the years, it falls on deaf ears.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I'm shocked he didn't go for badge # 80085.
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Home Theater Upgrade.
This too. Did the Blu Ray player work before & has just recently stopped working? Are you getting any image or signal message on your TV when you try to use it?
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Home Theater Upgrade.
Start with the basics that hopefully the kids or wife can manage: Make sure the HDMI cable is plugged completely in on both devices (it's a lousy design & they do come loose). Make sure your TV is set to the correct input. Probably better than a 99% chance it's one or the other.
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Tariff wars, they have began
Met up yesterday w/ my buddy who's trying to sell his home in Westlake so he & his wife can settle permanently in the PNW. The tariffs have fucked him twice w/ buyer's backing out during the option period due to the market volatility.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Had one too many Leinenkugels!
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Lulz. I'm sure he was paid to attend the draft party & probably had memorabilia signing set up for the weekend. Instead he's gonna spend all that money in lawyer fees.
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Best opening lyrics of all time
Tonight I feel so weak But all in love is fair I turn the other cheek But I feel the slap and the sting of the foul night air
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
Yup. When my aggy BIL who's gota Hillary for Prison sign proudly hanging in his garage, tried to engage me about the general election I told him I wasn't interested. He just kept plodding forward with "both candidates are despicable human beings (wrong gif goes here), but if Kah-MAH-LA is elected, our international diplomacy will suffer immeasurable damage." I text him once every few weeks with the blunder du jour (Canada, EU, trade war,Hegseth) and just ask "how's that diplomacy working out?" He never responds.
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
But they can never admit it. Just like their orange god, there's no place in their worlds to admit they were wrong, made a mistake, were duped, etc.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html Plastic Fantastic Kristi's purse was snatched. She was lugging around $3K in cash. That's a shame gif goes here.
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Fat People
15 years ago I was 6'1 and 202 lbs. I told my wife I was a fat fucking slob & came up with a plan to make better choices and lose at least 20 lbs. I became enraptured by my success and lost 40. I was down to my high school weight. I thought I looked great. My wife gave me a healthy dose of reality Since then, I've found my best weight to be simple: 2nd digit should be a 7. Good luck to everyone on the journey. But if you think your obesity is out of your own control, you're gonna have a longer trail. Years ago, I said on this thread or a similar one that there's nothing easier to do than lose weight. I still stand by it. Eat less. Exercise more. Follow a supervised plan & you will get the desired results.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Y'all can thank me for this rain. Landscapers are scheduled to begin our backyard renovation on Monday. Looks like this week's forecast ain't gonna cooperate.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
Man, Baylor beer thief chick's gotta be in her 40s now, right? Now THAT'S a story that deserves a 30 for 30 and where is she now treatment.