Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by GhostOfTomJoad
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Tariff wars, they have began
Yeah, but think of the time & money people will spend buying 2 dolls instead of 30? And as a bonus, the parents won't be up all night having to wrap those extravagant gifts! See how much better life under Dotard's rule is for all?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That tracks, MO. I know a t-shirt aggy at a neighborhood watering hole. Nice guy. Salt of the earth. Got his GED then enlisted in the army for a 4 year stint. He'll say stuff like "I could never be a fan of a team whose fans throw water bottles on the field during a game." When anyone points out any of the classless shit aggy fans have done over the years, it falls on deaf ears.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I'm shocked he didn't go for badge # 80085.
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Home Theater Upgrade.
This too. Did the Blu Ray player work before & has just recently stopped working? Are you getting any image or signal message on your TV when you try to use it?
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Home Theater Upgrade.
Start with the basics that hopefully the kids or wife can manage: Make sure the HDMI cable is plugged completely in on both devices (it's a lousy design & they do come loose). Make sure your TV is set to the correct input. Probably better than a 99% chance it's one or the other.
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Tariff wars, they have began
Met up yesterday w/ my buddy who's trying to sell his home in Westlake so he & his wife can settle permanently in the PNW. The tariffs have fucked him twice w/ buyer's backing out during the option period due to the market volatility.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Had one too many Leinenkugels!
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Lulz. I'm sure he was paid to attend the draft party & probably had memorabilia signing set up for the weekend. Instead he's gonna spend all that money in lawyer fees.
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Best opening lyrics of all time
Tonight I feel so weak But all in love is fair I turn the other cheek But I feel the slap and the sting of the foul night air
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
Yup. When my aggy BIL who's gota Hillary for Prison sign proudly hanging in his garage, tried to engage me about the general election I told him I wasn't interested. He just kept plodding forward with "both candidates are despicable human beings (wrong gif goes here), but if Kah-MAH-LA is elected, our international diplomacy will suffer immeasurable damage." I text him once every few weeks with the blunder du jour (Canada, EU, trade war,Hegseth) and just ask "how's that diplomacy working out?" He never responds.
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
But they can never admit it. Just like their orange god, there's no place in their worlds to admit they were wrong, made a mistake, were duped, etc.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html Plastic Fantastic Kristi's purse was snatched. She was lugging around $3K in cash. That's a shame gif goes here.
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Fat People
15 years ago I was 6'1 and 202 lbs. I told my wife I was a fat fucking slob & came up with a plan to make better choices and lose at least 20 lbs. I became enraptured by my success and lost 40. I was down to my high school weight. I thought I looked great. My wife gave me a healthy dose of reality Since then, I've found my best weight to be simple: 2nd digit should be a 7. Good luck to everyone on the journey. But if you think your obesity is out of your own control, you're gonna have a longer trail. Years ago, I said on this thread or a similar one that there's nothing easier to do than lose weight. I still stand by it. Eat less. Exercise more. Follow a supervised plan & you will get the desired results.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Y'all can thank me for this rain. Landscapers are scheduled to begin our backyard renovation on Monday. Looks like this week's forecast ain't gonna cooperate.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
Man, Baylor beer thief chick's gotta be in her 40s now, right? Now THAT'S a story that deserves a 30 for 30 and where is she now treatment.
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Bert!
Yep. If there's one thing ztejas is an expert on it's personal accountability & meeting clearly defined expectations.
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Best opening lyrics of all time
Gonna testify to some of the lesser known lyricists. Brother's runnin' powder money/Daddy's somewhere on a drunk/In the hours after washing/I do my dreamin' with a gun Miss Christina drives a 9-4-4/Satisfaction ooozes from her pores/She keeps rings on her fingers/Marble on her floors/Cocaine in her dresser/Bars on her doors
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Yeah, I've worn several of their styles over the past 5-6 years. They're solid.
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Hey you dipshidiots!!!
I stopped editing a GWP .pdf to read this?
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Best opening lyrics of all time
Your baby doesn't love you anymore. Ol' Roy didn't have time to mess around. Told you everything right out the gate.
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Did anyone else hear that explosion just now in North Austin?
We're just going to ignore this sex toy lamp? And how it didn't move during the explosion?
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The Masters 2025
In the article, they say the family has already sold another property they owned nearby to ANGC for $1mm+ a number of years ago. It's not like granny or the family is holding out for some moral cause, or she just really, really loves her home. They know that every year that goes by, their price goes up. It's just a final bit of inheritance to share once she's gone. Six months later, it will be razed & part of a parking lot.
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The Masters 2025
Fantastic ending. Congrats, Rory.
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The Masters 2025
Kissing Poppy on the way off the green. Damn. Dusty in here.
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The Masters 2025
OMG....playoff.