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Posts posted by GhostOfTomJoad
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One of my favorite NFL stories was when Jeff George signed with the Vikings (remember that? ) and Randy Moss walked up to him in training camp.Jeff Fucking George.
Moss: "how far can you sling it?"
George: "about 75, maybe 80."
Moss: "that'll work." Then jogged off.- 1
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Guarantee that one of the bullshitters will show up complaining of a sore shoulder due to sleeping on it wrong or maybe tweaking it doing burn outs on the bench press.
I'll be 49 in a couple weeks. Went through a bout of frozen shoulder a year ago. If I could throw a spiral 30 yards I'd be thrilled. But I bet 25 is all I've got left. -
Very smooth White House. FAKE NEWS MEDIA! Buckle up. -
So, 2 questions for NMAS:
1) what preceded your MIL ending up naked on your favorite chair, and
2) did you ever sit in said chair again or did you immediately throw it on the burn pile?
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chesthair should be live streaming his Thanksgiving. For
our amusementI mean science.Anyone coming to our house on Thanksgiving will need to accept the following:
- apple brined, hickory smoked turkey (go someplace else if you want it deep fried)
- a cornucopia of craft beers, wine, bourbon & whiskey
- football on the TVs. All day
- when the sun sets, the outdoor xmas lights are turned on & the vinyl classic holiday LPs go on the turntable
- drinks around the fire pit while we stare at the stars
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Who was the poster on the old site who recounted the story of his good for nothing relative (BIL?) that forced the entire family to wait 4 hours for Thanksgiving dinner because the matriarch of the family refused to eat until he was there? And the guy lived like 20 minutes from the house? No calls/texts or explanation for being late, just "I'll be there in a bit" and left everyone sitting around while the meal went to shit?
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Good luck, chesthair. You're fucked.
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Zero visibility? Something tells me that's gonna be easily refuted. -
Just had 3 Trumpkin pals at my pub show me a meme. "Evidence of Trump grabbing a pussy." Of course it's dotard shaking Obama's hand.
They laughed. I asked "which one of them avoided a ceremony for WWI soldiers on Sunday due to rain, and then didn't place a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington this morning? "
One replied with a sheepish, "yeah, that was odd."- 1
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Congrats, BearSchlong. There's a lot of truth in what you wrote. My ex's family was actually pretty cool about the holidays. But it was a given that we would spend both Thanksgiving and Xmas at her mom's house (usually for the weekend). We were young & generally broke so it wasn't that big of a hassle. And her mom was a damn good cook which helped tremendously. My biggest bitch is she'd never let me smoke the turkey, she HAD to oven roast it which was alright, but not as good as mine.
Those were pretty damn good times, actually. I'd hang out with my wife's uncle (he was the same age as my dad), drinking beer & shooting pool at his place or at the local ice house. About the only drama came from the uncle's bitch of a wife who couldn't boil water but every year she'd insist on making several items that were either burnt, half-way frozen, or burnt AND half-way frozen. People would try to eat the least amount possible to be polite but it was inedible. When it came time to clean up she'd make a big statement about how everyone MUST have filled up on the other courses and that's the ONLY reason why she had so much food leftover. Then she'd start crying & run out into the garage. Don't miss that shit.
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Well he's richer than dotard and she's only attracted to wealth so...Is it just me or does Melania look like she wants to fuck him? -
So....blacklab won't be setting an extra plate at his table for Thanksgiving?
That's cold, dude. You said your kids always knew the stepmom as grandma and that your mother died earlier. Did they ever know your mother? Are they old enough to comprehend what's going on?
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Dallas scores the improbable TD. Philly booing already. Lulz.
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Lulz. The NFC East repping that SEC SEC offensive stats.
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Keystone cops on offense.
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I'm gonna guess false start.
Edit. Illegal procedure.
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Fake punt for a first down. Coach Ginger is going for the juggler!
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Just started raining HARD here in 78613 near 183/620. And the temp is only gonna keep dropping over the next few days.
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False start.
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Just checked my football squares for the game: Dallas 3, Philly 0.
I'm liking my odds at the rate this is going.
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Helluva move & effort by Cooper to get the first down.
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Holy almost pick six, Batman.
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Lame ass video game QB graphics, NBC.
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That throw wasn't within 3 yards of Cooper.
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Official 2018 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
in Lulz
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My Thanksgiving is really gonna feel incomplete if I don't hear how NMAS came home to discover his ex-MIL in the butterfly with her pelt on display. I'm needing new material for the Thanksgiving toast & it's up to him to remind me of what I should be thankful for.