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Posts posted by GhostOfTomJoad
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Figurelli's about to pull his tiny cock off he's masturbating so hard to these tweets right now.
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Yeah, it's totally normal for a random 60-something tech grad to interrupt a group of people cheering in a bar asking to verify their credentials & then pass judgement on who is "allowed' to celebrate a victory. We didn't bother to ask her if our friend was allowed to root for Tech given his lack of diploma.
Never, ever, ever, ever, huh? Well, it's a good thing I've got a sense of humor & can laugh at myself. Seeing as how I started the whole infamous post almost a decade ago.
Go wash the sand out of your vag, slorch. You seem extra irritable this morning.
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1 minute ago, slorch said:
In all seriousness, I'm surprised you even watched the game...
Oooh, is that a Twilight burn?!? Never stop being you, slorch.
I watched it at my local pub with a bunch of friends, including a rabid Tech fan. He didn't go to any college but no one calls him a t-shirt fan or gives him any crap for his fandom. CSB, immediately after the game some old lady that no one had seen before sticks her face into our circle of 10 or so as we celebrated and starts asking "what year did you drop out of tu" and "when did you buy your t-shirt?" She then proudly told us that she graduated from Tech in '78.
None of us knew her from Adam. And except for our youngTech fan friend we range in age from mid 40s to mid 70s. Nobody was talking shit in our Cedar Park bar that is a heavy Longhorn bar. But this old hag decided to go all aggy on a group of random, middle-aged strangers. When she discovered that I was the only Texas alum (others graduated from Ohio, Florida, Midwestern State & North-freaking-Dakota) she says "oh, well I guess you can celebrate then."
We laughed in her face & our oldest friend said "thanks for giving him permission."
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Oh for fuck's sake. Did he plant a flag in the end zone? Jump around & pound on his chest after the score? No. He's a kid who just scored the game winning TD in spectacular fashion. The reporter asked him if he knew the significance of that spot. He even chuckled after claiming it was "LJ's corner now." I don't think his harmless little comment is going to change the Official Commemorative Status of Michael Crabtree's Super Duper Game Winning End Zone Corner.
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3 minutes ago, slorch said:
Not butthurt.
I like LJH.
And yet in this thread & the game thread within minutes you've posted two swipes at LJH basically saying he doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as your Crabby. But totally not butthurt or nothing. Gotcha.
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No one is saying LJH is in Crabtree's stratosphere, slorch. But the similarities between the 2 plays are unmistakable. Take your butthurt somewhere else.
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The tower is lit. my glass is close to empty. My liver is begging for mercy. But this is the best season we've had in a long, long time.
One step at a time.
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Ole Miss sucks donkey balls.
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Mond follows up the fumble with the INT.
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That's the most Mond thing ever.
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hahahahahaha
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Yeah, but if the refs did the right thing & threw the flag on aggy giving ole miss the first down Ta'amu would fumble it trying to take a knee.
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What the fuck was that, Ta'amu?
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What the fuck are those fanny pack/belt buckle things on the front the aggy pants?
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False start, aggy.
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Suck it, aggy.
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How is that not a personal foul on the DB? He drug Brown down 5 yards out of bounds. And now Brown's hurt.
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11 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:Yep. He needs to have that gun taken away. And maybe pistol whip him too.
He's got an arsenal and over 10,000 rounds. He doesn't hunt anymore (he doesn't have the strength to dress a deer). His wife is probably a better shot than him right now & has taken down more wild pigs than him in recent years. He's preparing himself by the ISIS/Chinese/caravan invasion which he's convinced will somehow take place right outside of Harper, TX /no CR.
I told the story on the old site about how many years ago my wife & I were house sitting for them before xmas. They told us before leaving that my wife should decide which 50 acre parcel she wanted to inherit. One day while walking we made a 6' circle with an X using rocks to mark a spot we could imagine building a cabin with a porch for viewing sunsets & then totally forgot about it. None of this will happen, BTW. My wife's certain that her brother will inherit the entire place.
Anyway, 6 months later we were visiting and the FIL was going on about the big commotion about how they'd found mysterious markings on the property & his friends & the local sheriff thought that this 6' circle of limestone with an X must be some type of landing zone marker placed by someone so paratroopers could do a mass drop. He was visibly disappointed when I laughed & told him what it really was. There's nothing he wants to do more than die in a blaze of glory and spent brass.
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17 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
Glocks don’t have conventional safeties you can switch off and on.
Do you understand why we haven't been back in 2 years?
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That Dwight gif is scarily accurate. Except the FIL is a 77-year old alcoholic. When he drew his Glock across us & we both immediately ducked hard to our right he looked at us with the biggest "WTF?" expression ever.
As I was clutching my trembling wife he asked "what's your problem?"
I shouted back (bonus: he's deaf as a post & won't wear his VA-provided hearing aides) "whatever happened to safety first?"
He picks up the pistol, says "the safety is on", then draws it back across us for a second time while putting it down on his bench.
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You poor bastards who have to try and make two Thanksgiving meals in one day must be gluttons for punishment.
I remember being carted around as a kid in MN between both sets of grandparents but that was only about twenty miles total round trip from our house. Of course the weather made it dicey at times. Lemme pour out some in respect of our '73 Plymouth Suburban station wagon with the 440 V8 getting us through the snow and ice. -
Oh yeah, the horrible possibilities are endless. Someone will try to demand that everyone wear the exact same thing. Someone will be pissed off about where they're seated in the pic. A young baby is gonna puke on an old relative just before the shoot.This literally sounds like the worst thing ever. Please report back on how it goes.
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My in-laws' ranch is outside of Harper so not too far from you, Hate. They had some damage to their road during the recent flood and the FIL managed to bust a tie-rod on his F-150 plus booger up his ATV trying to cross shit he had no business trying to cross. Wife talked to her mom during the worst of it & she reported that they were OK because neighbors were able to bring them some eggs plus a carton of cigs for the FIL so crisis was averted. Lol.
To our benefit, the in-laws hate hosting events out at the ranch & we haven't done Thanksgiving out there in years. In fact, it's been just over 2 years since we visited, due in large part to my drunken FIL pointing a loaded pistol at both his daughter (my wife) and me while unholstering it the last time we were there. Good times.
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Brad is the early leader but likely to be passed come nut cutting time. Kudos to him & the family for laying down the law. Pics of Franklin's on t-day would be a bonus.
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Ouch.