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GhostOfTomJoad

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    2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    What the hell is this guy babbling about?

    He can't have a MAGA rally so he's using this as a way to dog whistle out to his idiot followers.

    He's desperate. The internal poll numbers must be horrendous.

  2. Holy shit. He can't tell us the population of the US--"nobody can"--because of how many illegals are here. Might be 325 million, could be 350 million.

    And now railing on Biden and past presidents.

  3. 20 minutes ago, Longhorn said:

    Would love to see him land a Barton Creek Mall or WalMart gig and have the GRK followers show up to protest there. 

    I agree with you on the indignation, but Mannix would be the type of mall cop who breaks a kids jaw in some dark chase way for not respecting his authority.

  4. I guess Mannix can just go back to enjoying retirement.

    He's gonna have to keep a low profile & look for a smaller, more remote force to hire him.

    I wonder how many pensions he's collecting? He spent 37 years as a LEO: 10 in Alameda, CA, 20 at APD (last position was assistant chief), and 7 at CPPD. Is he triple dipping already and looking for a 4th?

  5. Fuck these longcat posts of entire shitty songs. We know they're shitty after half a verse ir the chorus.

    Wrapped Around My Finger by The Police introduced me to shitty, lazy lyrics when I was 11 years old. How one throwaway line can make an otherwise fine tune cringe worthy.

    I have only come here seeking knowledge/Things they would not teach me of in college


    Sting must've decided "fuck it, this album's gonna be a hit & I'm outta here so let's finish this track before lunch. "

  6. It probably takes him at least 30 minutes every round to find his ball and use his foot wedge to kick it on to the fairway. 
     
    No way. The best cheats never spend more than 30 seconds looking for their ball. Trump's the guy that after he slices it hard right into the woods at 175 yards, tears off in his cart (which is modified to go faster than everyone else even with his fat ass inside) while saying "it opens up out to the right" or "I heard it hit a tree, probably got a bounce." He drives right past where it went in, goes another 25-50 yards, gets out, looks around for 5 seconds and says "found it" after he's dropped a ball in a perfect spot.
  7. Oh I've long stopped engaging him on politics. I think the last conversation we briefly had was during Bush v Gore election (when I was still dating their daughter & he was trying to size me up).

    He's attempted to goad me over the years but I just ignore him. His rants get more comical then baseless the drunker he gets. He's slowly dying of cancer so the last thing I'm going to do is start shit on the rare times I see him.

    And to continue the Satan theme, my wife tells me when they were kids her mother would scream at the TV "he has the mark of the beast right there for all to see" whenever Gorbachev was shown on the news.

  8. My evangelical in-laws are full on Trumpkins. On their entryway table they've built a small altar for Trump with matching MAGA hats placed, bills crossed, at the base of a cross & Bible. MIL stays out of politics for the most part, minus the occasional fwd>fwd>fwd> email my wife gets. But the FIL has told me multiple times how there is proof that Obama, Clinton, Gore, Carter--any president or high ranking official with a D by their name--is an agent of the devil if not Satan himself (Obama). Conversely, Trump is the living embodiment of King Cyrus: a POS that God is using for a bigger purpose.

    Fucking hypocritical morons who use their "teachings" to justify their deplorable stances.

  9. 5 minutes ago, zork said:

    Is trump falling or possibly sitting down in that cartoon or is it just a perspective eye trick to not show obama looking up to the taller trump?  Or is the cartoonist being disingenuous in his cartoon about trump wrt the shorter obama?

    Yes because cartoons are required to show 100% accurate spatial relationships. Rolleyes.

     

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    Ms. Duke is the latest in a series of senior officials who have gone public to describe — often in vivid, behind-the-scenes detail — their discomfort and sometimes shock at the inner workings of the Trump presidency. Like former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis, she chooses her words carefully. And like John R. Bolton, the former national security adviser who published a book titled “The Room Where It Happened,” Ms. Duke says she is not ready to commit to voting for Mr. Trump again.

    “That’s a really hard question,” she said. “But given the choices, I don’t know yet.”

    Yay...another 'principled Republican' who is shocked, disappointed & disgusted by Trump...but not so much that they wouldn't vote for the tangerine twatwaffle again.

  11. First off, 87 the fucking butter. 
    Next, nothing is better to me than a nice, 12oz cut of prime rib, straight off the roll with some au jus. Throw some scampi shrimp on there and it's a mouthgasm.
    86, but you're wrong. At least, my opinion about butter on steaks did a 180 when our friend (executive chef at the Driskill) was bored during his furlough and made us packages of cafe de Paris compound butter. Put some of that on a medium rare fillet & your day is made.
  12. So watching porn and hooking up online makes you a pedophile? Most of the posters on this site are fucked. 
    The real question is if you ever tried to watch scrambled porn on cable in the 80s. If you stroked it to squiggly lines thinking you saw some t&a you're obviously a sex offender.
  13. Well, what the fuck ever. She’s losing empathy from me by being stubborn. 

    Hey, I'm giving her a huge helping of benefit of the doubt. I'm very familiar with the impact of sexual assault. I found her contributions to the doc very ragey, but she also showcased how people can hold on to their personal bias in spite of the facts. I bet many of the jurors that convicted Kelley shared similar beliefs.

     

  14. Chompers has lots of issues as a result of her assault. Playing armchair psychotherapist here, but I sense she hates Kelley & refuses to believe him due to the fact that strangers believed & defended him whereas she likely didn't have that outpouring of support & belief in her as a victim.

    There's another female assault victim interviewed in the final episode that represents a very different perspective.

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