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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. 4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
    10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:
    Bettendorf or Davenport, IA (the quad-cities area also includes the equally shitty Moline and Rock Island, IL)
    See above for IL 
    Williston, ND
    Huron, SD
    I’ve been to MN enough to know it’s not Edina
    Cut Bank, MT (maybe it was Shelby...it was on the Rez)

    Ok but every city in the state hates edina.

    Edina's full of snobs & faux millionaires. And yes, your douchebag facebook friend from ND would totally live there. But Bemidji, Fridley  and St. Cloud are just a few cities that laugh at Edina being the worst in MN. They've got it beat in spades.

  2. 3 minutes ago, RPM said:

    So we are "bringing the troops home from endless war" but first we need to let Russia move in and take over while we redeploy to counter Russian intervention. 12D chess.

    Some people say that Trump has the best strategies. Generals--some big, really large men--come to him with tears in their eyes and say "oh Mr. President, we could never have imagined such beautiful tactics in the middle east. We don't deserve you."

     

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  3. 10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Is his fat ass gonna try to throw out the first pitch?  Must see TV, if so. 

    Not a fucking chance. He'd be lucky if he bounced it 20' from the plate. Plus, he wouldn't want his pitch compared to Simone Biles' from last night.

  4. I should've known I'd find the answer about Jeff Ward's demise here. I thought/hoped he was just on a long vacation the other day when I came across Mark/Melinda/Ed. Oh well, time to delete them from the car's pre-sets.

    When Ward was on he could be the sharpest, funniest guy on Austin radio (a low bar, I know). Some of the funniest shit was him playing straight man to his (now ex) MIL Phyllis when she'd make her football picks on Friday. Sponsored by Twin Liquors, of course. I think Phyllis was paid in bottles of wine.

     

  5. If the victim had begun blindly unloading a firearm at the flashlight coming through her window at 2AM and killed this dipshit (now former) LEO she would:

     

    A) be considered an example of a fine Texas woman exerting her 2A right to protect her home & family. The NRA would use her in pro-2A promotions. 

    or 

    B) i'm just kidding. The victim's a black woman. Ft Worth LEO would have sent an entire SWAT team down there to plant evidence before until they suddenly became fearful for their safety & cut her down with a hail of bullets.

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  6. I was having PTSD flashbacks to the GD Greg Davis "offense."

    Are we ever going to attack a defense again? In spite of the pussy ass play calling, what happened to the o-line? Nine sacks? Against that defense? Where the fuck are your balls?

    Roschon Johnson barely gets involved.Then averages 9 yards a touch. Punishes them.  And vanishes.

    We shouldn't lose more than 1 more conference game this year and should face OU in the conference championship game. 

    Beck and Orlando need to get the fuck out.

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  7. "Little" Bruce Springsteen? I thought he only used that insult for politicians? A sign of changing times. Reagan-the patron saint of the GOP-tried to kiss Bruce's ass to win votes. Now Trump's dissing any celeb not named Nugent or Kid Rock in order to rile up the base.
  8. 1 minute ago, TornACL said:

    People are saying it may have been the greatest phone call in history. Or at least since Paul Revere called people to tell them that the British were coming. 

    Revere was busy calling the pilots at the air force bases, libtard.

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  9. Reporters need to start hammering away at Ivanka about her daddy abandoning the Kurds. Grill her. Ask her point blank about the deaths of the Kurdish allies, civilians, and children. She's got two options: 1) plead the case to DOTUS that he's made a huge mistake & is losing any political capital he had in his own party, or 2) do nothing, express "concern ", and forever have her inaction captured on tape. That should* hamper her eventual run for president.

    *except 40% of registered voters are currently supporting a lying, treasonous conman who wants to be a dictator.

  10. I'm inline with buzzrock . I'm far from an uber fan but do own and enjoy The Killing Joke. I understand how they've portrayed Joker in a sympathetic light at times in the comics. I'm just uncomfortable with some of the antihero allusions in the final act of the movie.

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