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  1. GhostOfTomJoad
    So my wife put in the HEB curbside order last night for me to pick up at my usual 7AM Saturday slot. Those pics above are making me nervous that I'm going to get a text tomorrow at 6:30AM saying "due to u foreseen circumstances we don't have one fucking item in stock for your order. "
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    The fucker was found guilty of sexual assault less than 6 months ago and his poll numbers have only gone up. The story vanished from the headlines less than a week after the conviction. We. Are. Properly. Fucked.
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    The Boeing shift away from safety started before he took over, but fuck if Jim McNerney and his Jack Welch playback from GE didn't ramp up the sacrifice of QA & safety in exchange for profits all the way to eleven. That dude did possibly irreparable damage to two American manufacturing titans-Boeing and 3M-and collected $25mm+ a year to destroy cultures of safety & manufacturing excellence built over decades. Fuck him and all Welch disciples with a red hot tire iron.
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    Yep. She's absolutely grudged rubbed one out to Hunter's dong pics. She was having 3-ways with crossfit dork guys, for shit's sake. The thought of her getting spit roasted by a coked up Hunter's hog leg had her flicking her bean with great anger, boys.
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    I'm sure @closetojumping is waiting for just the right time to reach out to his 'Bama friends to find out how they're dealing with this. I thought one was even a member of Saban's administration so hopefully they find a soft landing spot. The big question is, does 'Bama have deep enough pockets to compete in the NIL-era post-Saban? They've been THE standard for the last 15 years so don't expect them to disappear into irrelevancy like Nebraska, but reality is about to slap them pretty hard upside the face.
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    Same thing with "tje". Drives me fucking nuts [emoji2959]
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    Remember when Trump inherited our military 🪖 whose stock was so depleted by Obama our soldiers and marines didn't even have bullets for their guns? I 'member. This was, of course, bullshit.
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    I've wondered why those cops left as well. Is it possible that the tactical police team that were on scene immediately after the shooting were there to replace them and had given them the signal to move out?
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    Cosmi's nobody's bitch. He's gonna be there all day, Parsons.
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    Yep
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    The War on Christmas is too seasonal. Dotard's now claiming there's a war on Christians! Unhinged piece of shit.
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    Yeah, when Jack tweeted a long post about why he supported the orange fuckface prior to the 2020 election that was the last straw even for my 79 YO dad who idolized Nicklaus. Jack tried to play the "I'm just a simple midwestern boy from Ohio, and I don't always like what Trump says but he's had to put up with so much crap and despite that he's the most diverse president I've ever seen! So vote for him unless you want America to become a socialist country!" angle. My dad, who never discusses politics & is pretty moderate, was extremely anti-Trump. He's also anti-social media so he heard about Jack's tweet from one of his golf buddies. He actually called me and had me read the entire tweet to him. He was stunned, and his reaction was simply "well...that's disappointing." Fuck you, Jack. Your golf course architecture empire has been built on all kinds of shady deals and labor that cost less than the dirt moved at resorts all over the world.
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    "It was horrible. Gotta get over it. Isn't Melania a babe? Yeah, she's smoking hot...wherever she is. Probably taking care of a sick parent or something. I dunno. Tragic. But I won another club championship the other week. It was amazing. Nobody could do..I mean, Jack Nicklaus came up to me, tears in his eyes and said..."Mr President, your round today was better than my final round at Augusta in '86. I mean, in my prime I never struck the ball as well as you did. My 18 major championships can't hold a candle to what you accomplished against Guido the upholstery wholesaler from Syracuse and that orthodontist with the funny name."
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    So Mike's getting interviews for positions he's not qualified for how? It's not like a screener is giving him a shot at a marketing director at a tech company. Is he implying he's not qualified for McDonald's?
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    FYI she's on Threads if you don't want to link to Elon's shit app.
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    Proud of the team. Wish we would have won but definitely would have taken 12-2 w/ a B12 championship + CFP appearance in August (I think I had us with 2 regular season losses in the pre-season poll). Not drinking a drop & watching from my sofa helped my condition immeasurably this morning although I still only got a few hours of sleep (probably didn't need that cup of coffee at 7:30pm). [emoji869][emoji869][emoji869][emoji869] and here's to bigger & better success in 2024 and beyond.
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    Keep fighting, boys! Nice catch for the TD, Mitchell [emoji869]
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    Go fuck yourself.
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    Home cooking for the Chefs with that bullshit intentional grounding call.
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    As a former Element owner who loved driving that toaster on wheels I say bravo!
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    He was an actor's actor. Don't overlook how brilliant he was in The Full Monty.
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    And what a surrender cobra it was. Fat, pimply-faced with a chi-mo supporter's stubble. Whoof.
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    Woke up this morning around 3:30AM to the sound of our cat hacking up a furball. Couldn't get back to sleep so went downstairs, laid on the sofa and flicked on the TV. ESPNU was rebroadcasting the Alamo Bowl. Talk about a perfect segue.
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    "There, there boy. It's OK. Daddy's got a big plate of warm dicks for you waiting at home."
  25. GhostOfTomJoad
    The text of those wings from his mom reminds me of De Niro/Jimmy Conway in Goodfellas when Spider busts Tommy's balls over the drink order. " Whoaa...this is for you, Spider! Don't take shit off a nobody!"

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