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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. 100% this. The Trumpkin --who drives a Ford Raptor-- was openly bragging about how many pumps he tagged over the course of a week one day to his closest pals at the bar. Most of these guys are contractors or small side business hustler types. I waited about 15 minutes before going up to order another round and casually dropped in a "man, have y'all been hearing about all the vandalism that's going on lately? Store & shop owners are spending extra time & money cleaning up after punks are trashing their establishments." This brought about a hardy round of "what do you expect these days? That's Joe Biden's America," blah blah blah." They swallowed the bait whole before one of them asked me for more details. I told them how in just the past few days I'd talked to the owner of the local Big Bucket while I was gassing up & he was out scraping decals off his pumps for the 3rd time that day (true story) and how the employees at the nearby Whataburger were having to do the same thing at the drive thru boards. Watching the wave of awareness hit them as I carried the pints back to my boys was pretty fucking nice.
  2. I like this team. They're fun to watch [emoji869]
  3. Arkansas just needs to not turn the ball over & they'll win this game. Aggy d is horribad.
  4. Bwahahaha....fake punt by piggy!
  5. Horrible pass d, pigs [emoji241]
  6. No. The main feed for Kentucky v Ole Miss is on ABC. You're watching the stat cast version
  7. This review should already be over. Fumble.
  8. And Bowman delivers his specialty: throwing the stupid pick. Gundy's not gonna be twerking in the locker room after this one.
  9. BYU running the fake punt on Baylor is noice. It's almost like Baylor allowed them to pick up the first down without consenting.
  10. Okie State has no run defense.
  11. And yet you partake in it. Odd.
  12. no cr/ why is every third sign a pic/cartoon of trump saying "eat them dawgs?" do the 'bama fans share one collective lame sense of humor? I've been at wakes with more energy than this crows.
  13. Trumpkin at the local pub yesterday proudly wearing his Felon & Hillbilly 2024 t-shirt. This is the same guy who went through rolls of the Biden "I Did That" stickers posting them on has pumps & whatnot.
  14. Dallas getting the home cooking in the Meadowlands.
  15. 3 and out Dallas. Nabers didn't have a DB in his zip code on 3rd down.
  16. If the Giants win tonight McCarthy should be replaced before midnight Sunday .
  17. When Favre dies it would be fitting if in the afterlife he was reincarnated as a 15 year old girl in Mark Chmura's hot tub.
  18. Some of y'all would fuck a haystack if you heard there was a snake somewhere inside.
  19. I don't have the desire to look it up & frankly wouldn't dream of posting a link to the video even if I found it, but while waiting to watch some football last Saturday at my local pub and before they switched the house audio over to the games, an auto tuned abomination by some slapdick was playing on TouchTunes. The chorus was simply him professing to being "a cold beer drink-errrrrrr." Two things: 1) that "song" may rival We Built This City by Starship as the worst shit ever, and 2) the performer will undoubtedly be set for life performing it & the songwriters likely just bought another mansion due to the bro country dudes & dudettes almost certainly claiming it as their personal anthem.
  20. Have we seen the shot of Jerrah looking really flabbergasted from his sky box yet?
  21. That's one of the loudest doinks I've ever heard.
  22. Tunsil with his 5th flag.
  23. Big conversion on 4th and 1.
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