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  1. GhostOfTomJoad
    From Cedar Park, waiting for the [emoji477]️ to be ready TEXAS!!!
  2. GhostOfTomJoad
    One of the most embarrassing things I ever witnessed was about a decade ago when a former astronaut who flew on 2 shuttle missions gave a presentation at my company promoting STEM. She obtained one of her degrees from Texas, and as she gave her presentation she showed a photo she'd taken of the sun rising over the earth & how the beautiful, burnt orange sun reminded her of home (or words to that effect). Two or 3 aggies in the audience hissed at her remark. Fucking hissed, like petulant little children. One started and the others joined in. Who would act like that in a professional setting when hearing a story from an actual astronaut?
  3. GhostOfTomJoad
    "Good" Fields was on full display that drive, slipping out of 3 sacks he had no business escaping. Vikes stiffen and force the FG try that was pushed wide right. Skol, Vikes!
  4. GhostOfTomJoad
    And when the players from that class start hitting the portal in the coming weeks they'll see it as proof they weren't "real Ags" and Elko knew this as soon as he laid eyes on them and sniffed their assholes just like Reveille so he showed them the door. No matter the situation, aggy has just the right lies to tell themselves so they'll sleep well at night.
  5. GhostOfTomJoad
    They've gotta be ready to try and pull an old, white DC from the NFL before the end of the day, right?
  6. GhostOfTomJoad
    Yesterday I saw oSu having trouble containing BYU's speed to the corner on sweeps and quick outs. Let that sink in.
  7. GhostOfTomJoad
    Happy birthday to me. And to think I was really just hoping on a beej from Mrs GOTJ this morning. The aggy coaching search is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
  8. GhostOfTomJoad
    To think that two weeks ago aggy was pounding their collective chest and screaming all across every media outlet there is how A&M is a tier 1 coaching destination and how they were fielding calls from all across the country from interested coaches. Dear aggy. It's not them. It's you. It's always been you.
  9. GhostOfTomJoad
    Spencer and Brando seem to be openly drunk in the booth tonight.
  10. GhostOfTomJoad
    This coaching hire is the equivalent of your neighbor with the jacked up King Ranch F-250 that was totally useless for his 15 mile daily commute on city roads. Everybody knew he couldn't afford it, so when he announced he was trading it in only to show up with a brand new Yukon Denali it became obvious he just went deeper in the hole for something that didn't match his means or needs at all.
  11. GhostOfTomJoad
    Do you have enough beer/non-breakable shit in your garage to last through the 4th quarter?
  12. GhostOfTomJoad
    Does this mean Lincoln Riley's house in Cali is not on the market?
  13. GhostOfTomJoad
    Stoops was obviously the coach "out west" that Looch hinted at just to throw people off the trail.
  14. GhostOfTomJoad
    Looch is gonna have to dig DEEEEEEP into his well of bullshit to try and come up with an angle that makes Stoops seem like not just their first choice but an ideal fit culturally and schematically at aggy. Good luck.
  15. GhostOfTomJoad
    Stupid sips. You just THINK you're witnessing a disorganized clusterfuck of a search for a HC. Aggy has had their one and true candidate locked up for two weeks now, and they're waiting to spring this news on the world next Saturday during the conference championship games so they can garner all of the media attention. Nobody cares about results on the field, they care about exposure and clicks!
  16. GhostOfTomJoad
    I want to beat okie state so thoroughly next Saturday that we will be able to see their souls vacate their crumpled bodies. I want Gundy to walk out to shake Sark's hand after the game with a Bo Pellini-esque piss slick down the front of his pants. I want the left behinds to know that they got their licks in when we were playing grab ass with Mary Jane Rottencrach behind the 7-Eleven instead of running a successful football program, but we left the conference as champions and on a steady climb back up the mountain where national champions dare to tread.
  17. GhostOfTomJoad
    I'd like to see Campbell crying on the sideline after a call doesn't go his way. Bonus if it costs him the game & the tears freeze on his cheeks & his snot forms an icicle from that Buick-sized schnozz of his.
  18. GhostOfTomJoad
    Iowa State houses it for a quick 7-0 lead. 80 yards in the snow to kick off Farmaggedon.
  19. GhostOfTomJoad
    Fuck ou now let's mudhole this joke of an oSu team, take the title, and go to the CFP. [emoji869]
  20. GhostOfTomJoad
    1st down and right on the edge of his range.
  21. GhostOfTomJoad
    Mormons are knocking on the door for the FG.
  22. GhostOfTomJoad
    That was game right there, #2.
  23. GhostOfTomJoad
    Blocked PAT. Lulz.
  24. GhostOfTomJoad
    He's obviously dinged and doesn't have the burst he had earlier this season.
  25. GhostOfTomJoad
    Go Pokes!

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