Everything posted by GhostOfTomJoad
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NFL Divisional Weekend
What a game.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
False srart.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
I don't think he was in but will they reverse it?
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Rams with the huge self dick stomp.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
JWhitt with the sure hands.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Safety!
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Rams can't catch all of a sudden.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Hurts got rattled on that tackle.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Huge penalty.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
That fumble on first down after the big run was costly. Felt like the Rams were ready to punch it in. Tie game after settling for 3.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Kupp snags the danger throw. Big first.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Not the start LA needed to the 2nd half.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Philly fans gonna refill their asshole juice at half.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Flea flicker to the te screen. Neat
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Philly is gonna have to gift the ball to LA if the Rams are gonna have a chance.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Thought that was a pick for sure. Strong g hands by the wr.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
26 is a beast. Damn.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Those are some big snowflakes starting to fall.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
Bullet to Higbee for the TD.
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NFL Divisional Weekend
That's a catch.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Hey Mackenzie, this is so comically obvious it's you that you might as well come on out and say it. Ten posts ever on surly, exclusively in this thread, and only referencing things that fitlump would know such as the details on her council voting history and this latest gem about her interview process. Own your success! You've come a long way from being a blackout drunk at the Water Tank 4-5 nights a week. Although inquiring minds still want to know how you assembled those bunk beds using a drill missing its battery pack.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Yep. If you're bored, go look at the bios of the dozens and dozens of the employees listed under their 'About Us' section. Seemingly every other person is a vice president or director of a Very Important Sounding Discipline. But it's rare to find someone that doesn't have at least a graduate degree or PhD in a health related field. Then there's ol' fitlump, who is "currently completing her bachelor's degree in emergency management at West Texas A&M." I guess Harvard just wasn't challenging enough for her. She found her grift. Bravo.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Alright, fitlump's been out of a job for a couple weeks now. Has she officially launched her next grift? Is she back to holding court at the Water Tank and The Mill? Serving as an escort to retired Lt Colonels at Balcones CC? I'm sure someone's spotted her in her trademark too tight red dress and Chucks sitting on a barstool somewhere as she talks way too loudly into her phone about how Greg and Ted and Don won't stop calling her asking for her advice.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
And we've heard of Brisket's ability to create natural jet-fuel level gas on demand simply by eating...well, damn near ANYTHING and chasing it with some beers so give him a six pack, some Allsup's and a water ski ramp to launch from and watch that man fly that boat back to Texas like an eagle soars.
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NFL Wildcard Weekend
Needed that! Of course they call it incomplete pass. No intentional grounding either [emoji849]