GhostOfTomJoad
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Nice one hop pass by Lance 🤣
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Skatteboo
Give Scattebo his props. He's achieved legendary status at a school not renowned for producing difference makers at the collegiate level. He capped a memorable season by almost being good enough to knock off mighty Texas in the CFP. He'll never have to buy a beer in the state of AZ again. He'll get his shot in the NFL but odds are stacked heavily against him being on a squad in 3 years let alone being a starter or difference maker. He'll be 25 years old and hanging around Tempe, filming cheesy commercials for a car dealership and pulling ridiculously hot tail as a 5'8, 250lb balding dude with a face like a backhoe's shovel. He's hit his own life's lottery.
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What's the Matter with Oklahoma?
That sure sounds like the beginning of a stump speech for Walters. When does the next senate seat open up in Oklahoma? He's a shoe-in w/ that bullshit.
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Skatteboo
Jeff Ward just declared that Scattebo is unquestionably a 1st round pick & that his NFL comp is Saquon Barkley. Puff puff pass, Jeff.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
I like this team. They're fun to watch and play hard.
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Getting old sucks
One more time for '24, huh? Get home soon, AB.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
Fucking OPI as clear as day.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
Vikings are for real.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
Burrow says fuck them kickers.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
What a catch by Higgins.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
Burrow's gonna get one more shot. He ain't gonna put this on the foot of the kicker again.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
Omg. He fucking hit the upright!
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
How was that not kick catch interference? Dude wrapped both arms around him.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
Denver D has been suffocating Burrow all day.
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NFL Week 17; Christmas-style on Netflix
Are you not entertained/ gif goes here. Such shitty clock mgmt by Cincy.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Has anyone ever followed up w/ Kayce and asked her to prove her assertion that A&M has more money than Texas in the years since that video has been posted? I'd be curious to see what evidence she'd present (incorrect as it would be).
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I don't know how you didn't interrupt her mid hiss and ask her if there was an adult professional at her firm you could speak to? No way I'd give a commission to someone acting like a regarded child during a real estate transaction.
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So what color IS the boathouse in Hereford?
Are you ex-military? No, I got my job through the New York Times.
- 2024 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Rutgers vs. Kansas State
- 2024 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Rutgers vs. Kansas State
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
@closetojumping so is Elko signing the pre-Madonna headcases because he and/or Klein think they're needed to generate offense, or are the money guys stepping in already & saying "we'll bring you the studs, it's your job to make 'em fit and bring us the wins"?
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Trump’s America
Yep. The last thing Trump wants to do is work. He's fucking old and falling apart. He won the presidency which means he won his freedom plus a guaranteed few billion dollars in kickbacks. He'll be happy to let the toadies do the real work while he sets about to golf, rage tweet, and otherwise fuck over America and the free world as long as he benefits.
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Movie Stars That Are Not Good Actors
I'd posit HG's best work is in the criminally underrated Bowfinger. Steve Martin wrote a script so good that Eddie Murphy was even able to be a great comedic actor for the first time in 15+ years. Graham playing the no-talent blonde bimbo trying to sleep her way to stardom was the perfect role.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
"Venables is just prepping them for the getting to the NFL and playing on a 53-man roster. It's all about development!" /sooners.
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directors and actors you'd like to see work together
The Sinatra estate (namely his daughter Tina) refusing to grant the rights to Frank's biopic is denying the world the chance at Scorsese's decades long dream project. He would absolutely deliver a masterpiece & the cast would be astounding. He was rumored to have been close to production as recently as a few months ago but it's been scuttled again. Apparently Tina Sinatra & a few others only want a glam piece. There's no way you can tell Sinatra's story without exposing his darker tendencies & connections.