Everything posted by GhostOfTomJoad
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NFL Week 13; Thanksgiving-style
Williams damn near had his knees blown out on that tackle.
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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
So much for just a quiet, stress free Thanksgiving for the 2 of us. Mrs GOTJ had a minor procedure the other day that resulted in a couple stitches in a tender place. Then she lost a filling this morning, 3 days after having a cavity filled in a different tooth. She's cranky/uncomfortable and pretty much inconsolable right now. I'm spending as much time as I can pretending to tend the turkey on the smoker while she angrily replies to group texts from her family asking how Thanksgiving is going. Few things suck worse than being helpless to relieve the pain someone you love is feeling.
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NFL Week 13; Thanksgiving-style
Meh. If they'd reversed it, the Bears would have had the ball in scoring position. Worth a shot.
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Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
Stunning to think that not a single one of our staff of defensive analysts/assistants hadn't picked up on how the QB's feet position pre-snap gave away the play. That would seem to be a pretty basic detail to be documenting.
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ESPN GAME DAY
Chuck Knoblauch, unless they're afraid he'll accidentally decapitate Corso while trying to shuffle his cue cards.
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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Openly Horny 9 YO is a damn strong username for Surly. Who's gonna claim it as their next sock?
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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
If it really hits 86 fucking degrees in Austin tomorrow I'm gonna lose my shit. Fuck this seesaw temperature ride.
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Political Cartoons - The Politics Thread.
That cartoon implies dotard actually suffers the consequences of his actions. Which, of course, he does not.
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NFL Week 12
Nix now looking like the OROTY.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This is like watching an orgie at a nursing home.
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Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Alright. It's go time here. Thanksgiving week is officially upon us. For those of you traveling be safe and remain calm. Update us on the insanity/hilarity that ensues. But above all, just get back home in one piece. We're officially homebodies this year. I'm gonna smoke a small turkey for the two of us (we may have another couple over depending upon whether she thinks our 13 year old tabby will be too much for her cat allergies). Either way it will be chill as we navigate the holidays and getting estimates for the bathroom renovation we're pulling the trigger on in January. Plus, Tuesday's my b'day so all signs point to happy time w/ Mrs GOTJ. Cheers y'all.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
My opponent has Aubrey and Washington's TmD. It's a conundrum.
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NFL Week 12
Roschon w/ the TD plunge.
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NFL Week 12
Of course the Vikes fumble at the Chicago 1 yard line.🤬
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
In for aggy troll Graham's SEC power rankings after this chef's kiss of a Saturday. How's the bespectacled incel gonna rank Texas behind aggy, 'bama, ole miss, tenn, etc. this week? What phony metric is he going to create attempting to prove that Texas is unable to run the ball against an SEC d-line?
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
"You know, I don't think this whole 'Wheel of Fortune' thing is gonna pan out. I'm gonna go interview losers dishing on their lousy dates." Pat Sajak should build a shrine to Chuck's stupidity.
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aggy @ Auburn
Reed can't throw. Our defense is gonna feast next week.
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aggy @ Auburn
Is that pylon cam from a 2006 Nokia?
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aggy @ Auburn
Touch back or touchdown?
- Texas vs Kentucky - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs Kentucky - 2:30pm on ABC
- Old piss at Florida
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Old piss at Florida
Dart gonna get one more chance to blow it?
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Old piss at Florida
Nice dart, Dart. Gata gone win.
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Old piss at Florida
Clock management, Napier. Ever heard of it?