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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. That's just bacon grease dripping from his pores.
  2. Pokes bringing in Rangel to hand off the ball. Might as well start loading up the bus, Gundy.
  3. Did Bowman catch the throwing arm AIDS this week? And from their own goal line UCF picks up 40 on the first play after the TO on downs.
  4. Perfect call on the 2 point try. Dropped.
  5. UCF is gonna hang half a hunnert on Gundy.
  6. Was he busy playing footsie w/ another team mid-week or having his agent try to renegotiate his contract at oSu?
  7. Good thing okie state is wearing black pants. The shit running down their legs blends right in.
  8. Over-rated chants loud and clear in Orlando.
  9. Great call on 4th down, Gundy. A pass rolling out to the right when your QB is throwing ducks and your WRs can't catch shit on a rainy day.
  10. Okie State is gonna go from the biggest riser to the biggest faller in the ranks in 7 days. Impressive.
  11. Gordon should enter the portal 5 minutes after the gun if okie state loses this game.
  12. Just turned it on. This would be the Gundiest thing ever if they beat ou only to get their dicks caught in their zipper at UCF.
  13. Jupiter FL bitch was the embodiment of Karen. I kept waiting for her mother to show up and ask "what kind of people are these?"
  14. We tried this in the early days of GC exchanging. We found some of the nicer restaurants in Fort Collins and would send them enough so they could splurge on a nice meal. Mind you've they're sleeping on piles of money & don't need anything but still tend to eat at the crappiest chain restaurants across the land. They always hated whatever 5-star place we'd try and we'd then have to hear about how that was a mistake. So it was Applebee's, Panera and TFIF cards for a few years. About 5 years ago they decided they only wanted Costco cards since they could use them in CO and Hawaii where they spend Jan - Mar each winter. So we dutifully sent Costco cards and would get Amazon cards in return. Again, what's the point?
  15. This reminds me: After 10+ years of trying the passive-aggressive approach with the old man, this is the year when we put our foot down and refuse to send gift cards to him and his wife. What is dumber than having someone send you a GC and you send them one for the same amount? If he wasn't a luddite and paranoid about most things internet I'd explain it would be simpler and just as pointless to Venmo each other a couple hundred bucks. Enough with this shit.
  16. In fairness, I think @slorch finally got enough instructions from people to learn how to activate Do Not Disturb settings on his phone 😁
  17. So are you gonna wear sweat pants to the feast at HLP? Classed up with a snazzy guayabera and some crocs for comfort?
  18. Not happening this year. And it's not because we don't love her, just as this isn't a permanent ban. She'll be welcome again, but at some point she's got to learn how to do adult things if not for her own benefit, but for her children and grandson. She also needs to understand that family will almost always see through "fibbing," and when it comes to self-help it eventually comes down to put up or shut up time.
  19. From my sofa and dealing with that nervous sensation that comes with the onset of back spasms.. FIGHT!
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