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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. This is true. When a Trump-endorsed candidate loses-and they often do-he rarely comments. If he does it's well after the fact when he's already severed ties and then just talks about how that candidate was a loser, begged for his endorsement which gave the candidate a HUGE boost bit they still messed it up anyway because they're terrible. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
  2. Quan told me the exact same thing when I met him and FCB at a sports bar in Cedar Park 7 or 8 years ago. He and Holems were both playing for the Bengals at the time & LH WA such a bitch he wouldn't shake his hand at a charity golf tournament.
  3. On my way to the DPS to renew my DL... TEXAS [emoji869]
  4. Fucking A, I'm going to be using the term "pool noodles" around a lot of people going forward.
  5. Stumbled on a pallet of these during a factory tour this morning. They're gonna need them to wipe their tears from their eyes and blood from their assholes after Texas takes them behind the woodshed again on Sat. [emoji869]
  6. Texas - 31 ou - 21 217 rushing yards. One missed FG by Auburn
  7. BV puts a $20 bill in the jukebox and plays Terry Bradshaw's Greatest Hits all the way through.
  8. BV thinks Ticketmaster should raise their convenience fees on e-tickets you store on your phone.
  9. Buh-bye, Tigers And the fans storm the field.
  10. Ole Miss WR just broke it off in that DB. And got a helluva block on the TD. 2 point conversion try.
  11. Brent Venables leaves extra pubes on top of the urinal when taking a leak at the airport.
  12. Horrible review and now Ole miss fans are throwing shit on the field.
  13. Becht is horribad. Someone should plant betting slips in his locker.
  14. Good lord can these Cyclone WRs catch? That was going to be a huge gain with the DB stepping on his own jock.
  15. We are going to mudhole ou's defense.
  16. Plenty, and the HS recruits already recognize Choice is the real fucking deal.
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