GhostOfTomJoad
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2024 Masters
That's how you do it, Scottie [emoji869]
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2024 Masters
Alright, who's the tech alum member?
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2024 Masters
You've gotta be kidding me, Ludvig!
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2024 Masters
I keep waiting for Åberg to have a reality check moment & make a gagging double, but he's just humming along.
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2024 Masters
Morikawa with a fucking dart. Wow.
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2024 Masters
Would love to see Homa go a heater & take the lead so Scottie and Collin need to chase him down as well as battle one another.
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2024 Masters
I don't know if I've seen anyone make a putt of consequence over 6' in the last 90 minutes. Looks the wind is just a gentle 5 mph breeze at this point. Got a pork butt on the smoker and looking forward to a chill afternoon with hopefully some exciting golf.
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Identifying Trump rioters
I shared that cartoon on my social account when it was first published. One of my fringe friends (the wife of a friend of mine and part of a larger social group) replied with a very sarcastic "Riiiiight", a roll eye emoji and feeble "both sides" argument. She was the first of several Trumpers I've since cut all ties with and haven't regretted that decision one bit.
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Helping your wife through The Change
Mrs GOTJ continues to make steady progress. Lately she's been big on a high fiber diet which is supposed to help mitigate several of the changes. Of course she's now spending plenty of time in the restroom dealing with the side effects of eating a bowl of Colon Blow cereal each morning. One of the biggest challenges is her getting her progesterone filled since it's stocked out of pretty much every pharmacy in the area.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I've told this story before but during Obama's 2nd term my chain smoking, feeble, alcoholic FIL paid to attend a tactical arms training & defense class put on by "real" former special forces types in South Texas. He was telling me how concerned he was that he might not pass because of his bad knees/back/shoulder, etc. He didn't care much for my response which was to tell him he passed as soon as his $2,500 check cleared. Grifting from the scared & stupid is almost too easy.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Of course.
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Mike Gundy's House.....
Decorations akin to Cracker Barrel on meth is how I described it on the other thread.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So this is the point where texags collectively jizz their pants because Elko is laying down the law, not sugar coating things, lighting a fire under the pre madonnas, right?
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Mike Gundy Is Not a Fan of Twitter
Yeah, after looking through the complete listing on Zillow that thing is decorated like a Cracker Barrel on meth. His money goes far in Stillwater, and his wife obviously likes spending it on ugly shit.
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Mike Gundy Is Not a Fan of Twitter
I thought it would be far, far tackier. So what's the play here? Downsizing?
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Turn off? Sure. Turn back on? Fuck no.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Fuck yeah. Make Trump, Abbott and the rest of the GQP fuckheads OWN what they've made. Women, a vote for Trump and any GQP candidate means your life is at risk.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Haven't you people ever heard of coasters?!?
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Chinatown
It's brilliant, and a film that gets better with repeat viewings.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'm kinda amazed the dipshit had to resort to revealing his allegiance via a hoodie. Would've expected that during one of his 3 introductions to @closetojumping his aggy ring would have accidentally been placed inches from view. Or maybe he's the type that loses his ring on the regular & then writes fan fiction about how it was found halfway across the world by another ag.
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Who's the most famous person Rimbo ever met?
Is this the "Look what a bad mofo I am" humblebrag list or no? My answer is Willie.
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Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
Apparently it's being kept quiet given the age of the girl (17). Perv is almost 60, a church elder & married with college-aged kids (the spouse filed immediately after learning of the affair). Some of the dalliances took place at the church & there may be video(s).
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
This. And I'd love to see how much his wealth has increased during Biden's administration. Is he going to argue that Joe's policies have been bad for the economy while he's made billions over the last 3+ years?
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RIP Louis Gossett Jr
Per IMDB and other 'making of' videos, Gere accidentally kicked Gossett during the filming and he walked off the set and refused to come back. Somehow the producers found another 6'2 black martial arts guy & got him on set the next day to finish shooting the scenes.
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Cool Pictures of Music Icons
Worth it for the album artwork alone. It's essential.