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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Hey Mackenzie, this is so comically obvious it's you that you might as well come on out and say it. Ten posts ever on surly, exclusively in this thread, and only referencing things that fitlump would know such as the details on her council voting history and this latest gem about her interview process. Own your success! You've come a long way from being a blackout drunk at the Water Tank 4-5 nights a week. Although inquiring minds still want to know how you assembled those bunk beds using a drill missing its battery pack.
  2. Yep. If you're bored, go look at the bios of the dozens and dozens of the employees listed under their 'About Us' section. Seemingly every other person is a vice president or director of a Very Important Sounding Discipline. But it's rare to find someone that doesn't have at least a graduate degree or PhD in a health related field. Then there's ol' fitlump, who is "currently completing her bachelor's degree in emergency management at West Texas A&M." I guess Harvard just wasn't challenging enough for her. She found her grift. Bravo.
  3. Alright, fitlump's been out of a job for a couple weeks now. Has she officially launched her next grift? Is she back to holding court at the Water Tank and The Mill? Serving as an escort to retired Lt Colonels at Balcones CC? I'm sure someone's spotted her in her trademark too tight red dress and Chucks sitting on a barstool somewhere as she talks way too loudly into her phone about how Greg and Ted and Don won't stop calling her asking for her advice.
  4. And we've heard of Brisket's ability to create natural jet-fuel level gas on demand simply by eating...well, damn near ANYTHING and chasing it with some beers so give him a six pack, some Allsup's and a water ski ramp to launch from and watch that man fly that boat back to Texas like an eagle soars.
  5. Needed that! Of course they call it incomplete pass. No intentional grounding either [emoji849]
  6. I've lived this a few times over my 55 years. It was a fun season, Vikes. You far exceeded expectations & now is when the soul of a fan gets crushed again.
  7. Whenever I see pics of @immamac I think "surely this guy must keep a plumber on retainer just to clean the hair out of his shower drain."
  8. TEXAS [emoji869]
  9. This guy's ready to kick some buckeye ass tonight. Hook em [emoji869]
  10. Journey's Raised on Radio tour at the FEC in '86. Glass Tiger opened. The tension amongst the band was palpable. Just a flat, going through the motions while thinking the guy onstage next to you is the real asshole. Only concert where I've ever seen a drummer play TWO solos. [emoji849] Just looked it up & was surprised to see Randy Jackson was the bassist for that tour.
  11. Looks like the ou cheerleader bought some bolt ons.
  12. Just waiting for the orange fuck to blame the SoCal fires on Biden/Newsom and break out the old "rake the forests" tropes. At least the outgoing admin won't delay federal response/emergency declarations due to politics. Sorry, blue state voters. The leopards are gonna feast on you as well.
  13. Do you hear that, people? It's the sound of millions of razor blades scraping off Salt Life decals from truck windows in preparation for freshly minted Gulf of 'Murica vinyl. Get on the grift train while you can, print shop owners.
  14. Any ideas on who the teams are that have apparently reached out to MN inquiring about a trade for KOC?
  15. Give Scattebo his props. He's achieved legendary status at a school not renowned for producing difference makers at the collegiate level. He capped a memorable season by almost being good enough to knock off mighty Texas in the CFP. He'll never have to buy a beer in the state of AZ again. He'll get his shot in the NFL but odds are stacked heavily against him being on a squad in 3 years let alone being a starter or difference maker. He'll be 25 years old and hanging around Tempe, filming cheesy commercials for a car dealership and pulling ridiculously hot tail as a 5'8, 250lb balding dude with a face like a backhoe's shovel. He's hit his own life's lottery.
  16. That sure sounds like the beginning of a stump speech for Walters. When does the next senate seat open up in Oklahoma? He's a shoe-in w/ that bullshit.
  17. Jeff Ward just declared that Scattebo is unquestionably a 1st round pick & that his NFL comp is Saquon Barkley. Puff puff pass, Jeff.
  18. I like this team. They're fun to watch and play hard.
  19. One more time for '24, huh? Get home soon, AB.
  20. Fucking OPI as clear as day.
  21. Vikings are for real.
  22. Burrow says fuck them kickers.
  23. What a catch by Higgins.
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