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  1. "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" "Umm, do you know how many dollars is Dow? buurrrp... Didn't think so, smart guy." drives off
  2. "Have you ever let the president grab you by the pussy because you think he's a star?"
  3. Cuz he's a pedo. Probably.
  4. Mike Johnson is on record saying he believes the DOJ is in compliance with the law in same sense the POTUS is on record saying Renee Good viciously ran over Jonathan Ross. Not that I disagree with you. Dems should empty the playbook of every offensive weapon, but there will be a shitload of Pubs who won't say it's OK to keep the Epstein files secret, but say they believe she's in compliance.
  5. Adulting is hard.
  6. America needs to hear what the Epstein class thinks.
  7. Lucifer furthers the plot. It's telling that the very type of Christian that placed the most importance not on the teachings of Christ- the singular He who is without sin and lone messenger of God- but on only by accepting Jesus Christ as your savior can you enter heaven, now conveniently have a whole roster of shitheads they can justify embracing cuz it furthers the plot.
  8. "Give your putter a name." "What?" "C'mon, give it a name." "Mr. Putter"
  9. "He said Ms Harrison asked her father how he'd feel if she was sexually assaulted. Her father replied that he had two other daughters who lived with him so it would not upset him that much, the inquest heard."
  10. "ZERO of my children sold into sex slavery. I will now accept your apologies and believe I am owed a cookie."
  11. Ya know, sometimes shit gets sideways, ya piss in the sink.
  12. Eventually those who cry "don't CR the football board" are going to realize that in a totalitarian society, that option no longer exists.
  13. https://www.axios.com/2026/02/06/epstein-bondi-patel-records-withheld ""AG Bondi, DAG Blanche, and FBI Director Patel have spoken extensively on issues related to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell," the letter says. "They have been at the very center of DOJ's response (or lack thereof) to congressional and public calls for production of the Epstein files." "If DOJ were adhering to the broad scope of the EFTA, the Epstein Library should be replete with their communications. It is not." "The obvious conclusion is that these communications have been withheld, destroyed, or redacted to the point that they are not traceable in the Epstein Library.""
  14. Reporter: "So how did Stephen Miller react when you fired him for his racist post?"
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