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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Friday Nite lineup followed by "Ow! My Ballz!" Must Watch TV!!!
  2. Bozo seems to be quoting you ("communities of interest"). If so, that's for you to define.
  3. Yes. Everyone literally thinks Donald Trump and Jeff Epstein could have done a remake of the movie Get Hard.
  4. HEY YOU PANDER SIMPS!!!! LET ME JUST SUCK OFF WHATEVER THE PLACE I'M AT, CUZ I KNOW YOU'LL GO BONKERS, AND SAY A BIG ASS BONER OF A HALLALUELUIGH (sp?) CUZ I'M SHOVING A BIG ASS FRIED CHUNK OF SUMPTIN IN MY AMERICAN FACE HOLE AND AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA SHIT IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT THEN I'M GONNA PICK UP MY TURD AND THROW MY TURD ON TOP OF THE ALL THE OTHER SHIT THAT'S BEEN THROWN IN THE WALMART URINALS CUZ YOU CAN'T SPELL FREEDOM WITHOUT FUCK YOU AND A BIG ASS JESUS IN YO FACE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. At this point, I shift the onus. Unsuck that dick, globtard. Sorry Venezuela.
  6. Everyone on Surly had Pee Tape somewhere on their Bingo card. Trump blowing Bubba got's everyone in a tizzy now. Card's a-flyin'!
  7. Go fuck yourself, Pat
  8. Coffee! No cream! Tell Canada to eat a dick. We're coming in hot. NEVERMIND and Aloohhhhha....
  9. You'd hump air. That's not really relevant right now. Fancy Pants, 411 over Chicago, stat!
  10. Oh, look at lil' tutu Zero boy in his fancy flyin' plane
  11. Eat shit. Die.
  12. ...but likely, Trump fucked some kids.
  13. BREAKING! I! DON'T! KNOW!
  14. Member? Libs of Tik Tok doesn't.
  15. I'm not political, I just repeatedly speak at CPAC.
  16. Ivermectin 101
  17. You can do that? I didn't know you could that.
  18. It's like you're trying to be wrong about everything
  19. So, despite the GOP's false choice argument of capitalism good, socialism bad, most Americans realize you need a balance of competition-based entrepreneurship and government-based guardrails that ensure those that have contributed to societies' prosperity aren’t given a F U when they're no longer needed.
  20. It's tiring being subjected to totalitarian authorianism built on a false pretext of Woke-ism being shoved down your throat while the exact opposite is true as you're trying to enjoy your bread and circus.
  21. "We're on Mars. Also we're underwater. You were asleep. We're in a Donovan song now. I gotta tear down the White House now, okbai!
  22. Smell ya later, TwiceHorn
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