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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. For Elon Musk, the future is something to look forward to, not to fear. He is a creative man of many interests: film, poetry, karate, music, and dance. He is a man of passion and mystery. He is a man of lust.
  2. Blowin' the shit outta high prices!
  3. A more progressive tax code disincentivizes fraud, corruption and regulatory violations by minimizing the reward for the risk. If any individual or entity knows beforehand they're only going to be able to keep a smaller portion of any ill-gotten gains, there's a far less likelihood that risk will be taken. As it is now, taking the risk is incentivized.
  4. Bert.... BERT! Look at me! *Holds up joint* DIS DA DEBIL!!! *smokes joint* no debil for you
  5. Whether blooping into a pond in Blanco or blowing up in Vegas, Cyber Truck has the versatility for country living or a night on the town that's sure to turn heads wherever you go!
  6. November MAGA: I'm voting for the felon. New Year MAGA: I think this scam artist back stabbed us!
  7. Perhaps "shitty pay" is a big part of the problem of companies having to look elsewhere for new hires. And as far as indentured servitude, it's Elon yammering about working EXTREME HARDCORE while planning company towns.
  8. Best record purchase I ever made was the Clash's first at Cactus Records. Not only is the album all killer no filler, it included their Gates Of The West/Groovy Times single stuck in under the shrink wrap.
  9. Mr. Bungle trolled the crowd at Liberty Lunch playing one note like a church bell for at least 10 minutes *Booooonnnng* *Booooonnnng* Random voice in the back: "FUCK YEAH! THIS ROCKS! (crowd laughs) *Booooonnnng* *Booooonnnng* Mike Patton: "We can do this all night" *Crowd getting restless* *Booooonnnng* *Booooonnnng* At least 10 minutes of this, maybe 20, this is the worst tree fify I've ever spent in my life! then Band just rips a blazing version of Loverboy's The Kid Is Hot Tonight Crowd goes apeshit
  10. I half suspect he deliberately recorded that within earshot of his MAGA neighbor on the other side of the fence.
  11. ...and if four decades plus post-Sea Change of an empty Rising Tide lifting all boats promise results in exactly what its critics said it would do, what do you think is government's constitutional obligation?
  12. In our democracy, the people that you and me hire are hired with the explicit task of promoting the general welfare. The United States of America is rich as fuck and the general welfare is a downward trajectory. Stop making excuses.
  13. Which, according to the wearer of the boot you lick, makes you a rapist or murderer Probably
  14. You're in America because it avails itself to the resources of the world that your jacked-up brain somehow time travelled into believing you bestowed the gifts of your exclusive (at this point, comedic) intellect. As if none came before or would come after. As if you weren't as replaceable as your hairline.
  15. Who amongst us don't don't more, throw the first stone.
  16. "... it's disheartening to see those ideals betrayed (!?!) by voices that choose hate over inclusion." What the fuck do you think the I in DEI stands for, you denial-addict? They literally spelled it out for you. They punched you in the face with it. Jesus Fuck!!!
  17. All the benefits of America None of the burdens
  18. Based on a 59,000 yearly income at 40 hours a week, that's roughly an anecdotal outlier of 28.50 per hour entry level, which can be rendered irrelevant when your life savings can be trap door-ed cuz your "competitive benefits" are denied.
  19. The DOJ that - let Epstein off with a hand slap - only arrested him again after being shamed by the Mainstream Media's month-long investigative report - murdered him in custody (probably) - announced 11 days before a presidential election they were re-opening an investigation into one party's candidate while keeping the public in the dark that they were investigating the other party's candidate (only to later say "oops!" there was no reason to re-open an investigation) - adopted a policy that president was immune to prosecution and that remedy was a function of the legislative branch, only to have the special prosecutor push back against even testifying before the legislative branch cuz he didn't want to get involved with the political remedy his department said was necessary OH WHEN WILL THE LAWFARE END???
  20. Another horrendous fail, and predictable goalpost moving, for income suppression champions.
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