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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. The price of prescription drugs is down 1500 percent while attacks against our ICE officers are up... *spins wheel* one million percent.
  2. Press: President Droopyface, how did a toilet rat come to be your co-president?
  3. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey-epstein-cell-where-he-died-disarray-no-thorough-inspection/
  4. Rebels should be stoned to death. Duly noted.
  5. More war footage from Portland
  6. Gavin McInnes
  7. Sometimes it helps. I typed out my Beef Crisis setlist, I just didn't submit it.
  8. Sometimes when we touch...
  9. Right, it's not "cultural exchange" when you sign a government sponsored contract agreeing that the powers that be are off limits.
  10. There's a fine line between comedians and just "ammirite" angry dude who never considers the answer is "no".
  11. @13:30 For the record, I think Bill Burr is hilarious. He consistently cracks me up. But how did we get to a point where dudes who will honestly present themselves as unqualified to be arbiters of public policy get simultaneously elevated to a position where a calving chunk of the electorate goes "Hey! He's gotta point there!" Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama (assigned to mentor new hire Barack at Sidley Austin LLC) all had pretty commensurate resumes before 2 of them were elected president. Burr's likely aware of this as he hacks a swath into the bulging circle of "I'm a team-less lone wolf!" It's the ol' reluctance to be "well, akshully" guy vs "goddamn, there's a shitload of morons who think you have point" conundrum. Anyhoo, I can't stand it. Like reading an Ana post.
  12. My friend saw him in Nashville eons ago and someone jokingly yelled that out as a request. Ryan got pissed and told him he'd pay him 20 dollars to leave. Guy came up, took Ryan's money then watched the rest of the show from the back of the auditorium.
  13. That was bad. That was worse when I hit play. JFC
  14. Ryan Adams is a middling Americana asshole? - Twenty Years Ago
  15. But others disagree! A perfect opportunity to flex my insatiable need to be unique!
  16. Eagle Eye politics forum commentary.
  17. Expected, but no kink shaming from me.
  18. Ana's on the case! A poster who's been around for decades DeLorean'ed himself on crack! Call Doc!
  19. Another guy on the internet who doesn't know what "literally" means
  20. And, in 2025, suggest it was unneeded at best or a vice at worse.
  21. Florida averaging 4.9 per carry will make me reassess my lofty hope that the DL might hold serve compared to last year's DL going into SEC play.
  22. Just listening to the game, every pass play started with Way "ARCH UNDER PRESSURE!"
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