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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

  1. History Channel in the crosshairs!
  2. If only gobs of people had incessantly warned us every day for 10 years.
  3. Me waiting for Trump to call Antifa fascists.
  4. Looks like we picked a really good time to start sucking.
  5. That time he praised his sock account.
  6. Don't write checks your mouth can't. Wait. Put your cash. In your ass. No. You wanna tango with this Kash? Abort!!!
  7. "And I'm going to get away with it too, so long as they don't put Kash "Money" Patel on the case- sharp as tack, ice in his veins, eagle eye stare, always bringing the pain. Hopefully they put that Lego head Bongo on the case. They gave him babysitter."
  8. It'll be the swarthy version of this.
  9. @TwiceHorn How do I trademark "If it comes from Kash Money, you can take it to the bank!"?
  10. Bannon on Family Feud "Things that you shoot" BZZZ! "A DOG!!!"
  11. Maybe have a sit down with the victims like you did with Maxwell before you transferred her to Club Fed. From AI, just to refresh and confirm my memory from recent interviews-
  12. Kirk: "By the way, a really important thing is not to lie..."
  13. The Charlie Kirk black women quote is like something AI would spit out to "What's one of the most racist things someone could say?" Trolls want the benefit of being a troll but not the burden. They want the reaction but not the responsibility.
  14. It's Trump one super power that works exclusively on morons. Say the most idiotic or outrageous thing with confidence and they'll support it. Trump: I don't care about you, I just want your vote. Morons: LOL! How can you not love this guy?
  15. We're all going to get accurate information on the killer from the administration run by a convicted scam artist that is currently blocking public disclosure of the Epstein files. Normally that would be something done covertly, but thanks to their enabling supporters, they don't have to expend any energy on that and can do it in broad daylight. Not that it even matters, because that same administration has unapologetically said that they "couldn't care less" about right-wing wing extremist violence. Again, something that should be said covertly, but when you have enablers who will applaud or excuse anything, there's no point in hiding it.
  16. One whole day later. Almost there, but I think the president broadcasting "do whatever the hell you want" is easily more inflammatory than his usual routine of calling libs "fascists" on Truth Social, not that he'll likely get back around to doing that too. President America First tamping down the flames and bringing America back together.
  17. Penelope's going to bring government's law enforcement to compel "post less"! Excellent point!
  18. Has Kash Money held a press conference yet? Where he takes questions?
  19. Didn't grow up to steal a white person's job.
  20. From the government that arrested a local Fox TV camera man filming state police arresting Gaza protesters.
  21. Accurately posting Charlie Kirk's own words that he deliberately and unapologetically spoke in public and correctly attributing that quote to Charlie Kirk. That's what people are getting fired for now.
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