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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. ""I like turtles" is a statement, Senator. You accepted our invitation to an interview where you provide answers to questions."
  2. ENHANCE YOUR CREDIBILITY THROUGH HYPERBOLE ASK ME HOW!
  3. I guess it's safe to assume these anti-commie peacock Patriots in the biggest Taker state of Mississippi support the We-Need-A-National Divorce/Terminate-The-Constitution/I'd-Rather-Be-Russian-Than-Democrat/We-Need-A-Dictator of MAGA-ism while chanting USA.
  4. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/aqua-texas-complaint-illegal-groundwater-supply-wimberley/269-febaf88a-39da-4f25-8ed5-4a91de6d65ea
  5. Looks like a graph of Truth stock.
  6. I lost it at the empty water bottle bouncing off the cop's helmet.
  7. It's weird how government can quell a protest at their doorsteps when they want to.
  8. Man, there used to be this guy on Austin Access Cable whose whole thing was driving around Austin and videotaping police encounters and preaching about constitutional rights and shit. I forget his name but I guess he was busy or on vacation in Hawaii today or something.
  9. If you don't want your kids sexualized stop sending them to church.
  10. Freedom over Democracy? Democracy over Freedom? You Can't Make Up This Manufactured Shit. Looks like it's.... "Real Time" *crosses arms in front of green screen*
  11. If a flaw-filled Biden was an inanimate object, he'd still be light years ahead of a spastic fascist without even trying.
  12. So, before I go all 2A ALL CAPS "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!" ...that comes with a VPN, right?
  13. The slam-on-the-brakes-for-no-reason thing happens almost every time at the same exit (I'm not exiting) when using ACC in my semi. Until Full Self Driving can be a thing where there are no controls for any occupant in the vehicle, it's not Full Self Driving. It's a computer, famous for never malfunctioning, designed by people famous for never being idiots, that will randomly take control of the vehicle you're supposed to be operating.
  14. You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
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