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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    GTFO is exactly what my hairline is doing, and like the zero-sum spring game, really getting me pumped about my party in the back.
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    NO MORE FLYING SOLO!
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    Well I guess there's just one thing left to do. Score a thousand points every game.
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    I bet if Lou Holtz rode a bull there'd be just a constant stream of Porky Pig gibberish getting bucked out of him.
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    "They'll never repeal Ro..., uh, The Civil Rights Act."
  8. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    I don't even know who the CEO of Ford is. My news feed tried, unsuccessfully and annoyingly at first, to force me to know who Elon Musk was. That wasn't enough, so Elon Musk insisted and bought the world's largest social media site, because apparently I "didn't get" Elon or why he was the most interesting man the world in the first few hundred or so inescapable encounters. Now he's a clown fire confirming most things I suspected but had little idea were so cartoonishly accurate.
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    Even though it was Alex Jones, I thought the Hillary smelled like sulphur thing was oddly to specific.
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    Don The Ripper
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    Well this has been a 2 Farts trending day. Good job, MAGA. At least you didn't set yourselves on fire.
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    "Aye"
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    MTG ruining Ghostbusters with her woke agenda.
  14. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Your Honor, I feel I'm not being heard. It seems you don't quite understand the consequences of my actions are going to have a significant negative impact on my life. Honestly, sort of a big fail on your part.
  15. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Just think of it as Surprise Driving.
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    Witness tampering
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    I like turtles.
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    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/clay-travis-jury-tampering-trump-trial_n_661d5d85e4b015646f788a5f
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    Warranty voided.
  21. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Good ol' boy coming outta the Lampasas Stripes to me in passing: "Truckload of ugly right there!"
  22. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    The Berlin Wall is never coming down. Gay marriage will never be legal. There will never be a college football playoffs. Donald Trump will never be president...
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    They'll refer to him as The Big Guy like companies refer to the Super Bowl as The Big Game.
  24. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    And then Robert E Lee said "They're after me Lucky Charms." But Trix, they're for kids. They're great. Like America's great. And will be great again. Wow.
  25. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Of course the guy born on 3rd base thought he got unlimited strikes.

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