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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Gone from the Flips, to be clear
  2. Fair sailing, amigo
  3. "What's Wayne biggest asset?" Gibby: "Steven"
  4. https://consequence.net/2025/12/steven-drozd-no-longer-member-flaming-lips/ Goddammit
  5. WHEELHOUSE!
  6. I'm sure everyone is exasperated with donation requests. I wanna know posters' recommendations.
  7. Nope and irrelevant
  8. Salesman translation: Cut off life-saving aid
  9. Reheating the fuck-ups of the Cold War certainly seems relevant in this time frame. I'm sure your libertarian ass was bemoaning it as it was happening.
  10. Now that I have parlayed my speaking "truth to power" to actual power, I shall now decline that power where I can actually enact my ideas into practice, and go back to the outraged, oppressed commentator lambasting the guy who I just gave a job to.
  11. At minimum, they expend resources fighting it. Make them plug as many holes as possible. Fight them at every opportunity.
  12. Trans bringing people together. Isn't that what Xmas is all about?
  13. ESPN U. Newberry comes storming back to make this a one score game against Ferris State. I have no idea where this is being played but it looks like the Artic Circle. I think the bleachers have 10 rows.
  14. Be sure you've got everything packed in your MAGA survival kit. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/12/fact-check-rob-reiner-name-not-on-epstein-list.html
  15. See what you get, soccer fan? You give him a peace prize, he gives you War on Vuvuzela.
  16. Oh, I'm sorry! I guess setting federal land on fire is against the law now!
  17. If they give us back our oil, land, and assets, can they continue to attack us with drugs?
  18. Her style is impetuous, her defense is impregnable, she's just ferocious.
  19. I met my 5000 dollar deductible at the beginning of the year with my deviated septum surgery. ENT recommended I get a dental scan for a mouth guard to bring my jaw forward to further mitigate the sleep apnea which I did this summer. Still waiting for United to give a thumbs up or down whether they'll cover it. Either way, I'm sure it'll be after New Year when my deductible resets to 5000 dollars.
  20. I'm guessing a couple of weeks before, I visited my friend in Hoboken and she took me to all her haunts in NYC while rumors were swirling about the demolition of 5 Points which we went and visited. Took pics of all the street art. Slid into a corner bar at the end of the day and was treated to shots of whiskey and Irish creme by the bartender on the house. Two weeks later it was gone.
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